zinfamous
No Lifer
- Jul 12, 2006
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Yes.
I want boobs so I could play with them whenever *I* wanted to and not get in trouble for it.
I want the rest of the female anatomy because their orgasms "seem" that much more satisfying than the male 5 seconds, one-and-done kind. And if I weren't satisfied after the first one, I could just keep on going until I was satisfied.
I'd be able to have lesbian encounters, and it would be considered "cool" (or hell actually DESIRABLE!) by both sexes (as opposed to the stigma that precedes gay men).
I could wear dresses if I wanted to, and look sexy doing it.
I could wear pants if I wanted to, and look sexy doing it.
I could wear nothing at all, and look sexy doing it.
I could be all emotional and it would be considered normal.
I could belch/pass gas (and look sexy doing it), and people would think it's cute, not disgusting.
I could use my feminine charms to get my way.
I could have one-night-stands and not be considered an asshole in the morning.
I could be pregnant if I so desire, and go through the process (good and bad) of having a child. (Trust me, after five kids, it's kind of depressing to know that your contribution during those nine months was 20 seconds of fun, followed by nine months of going to the store to get ice cream while she 'feels' all sorts of cool stuff happen that you NEVER will).
I could be successful just because I'm a woman, and not because of my credentials.
I could live a life without a day of work thanks to a fucked up legal system just by marrying the right guy and getting a divorce.
I could be a complete fruit loop, and let's face it, I'd still end up having sex more often than 99% of ATOT.
And finally, I could have an excuse every ~29 days to be a bitch.
that's all well and good, but none of it is worth having a uterus.
fuck no, man. I need a uterus like I need a bag on my hip.