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If you were a video game level boss...

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Dunno but I'd probably have one of those incredibly obvious, pulsating, red weak spots that are the only areas I take damage. I also recoil incredibly dramatically after being hit there.
 
I would be a conniving presidential candidate willing to seduce all heros to the dark side with tax break promises, handouts and homeowner bailouts. You will know when my attack is coming when you hear the words "Hope" and "Change" come out of my mouth frequently. My boss name would be "Obamassiah".
 
Originally posted by: CPA
I would be a conniving presidential candidate willing to seduce all heros to the dark side with tax break promises, handouts and homeowner bailouts. You will know when my attack is coming when you hear the words "Hope" and "Change" come out of my mouth frequently. My boss name would be "Obamassiah".

Obamanation is a million times better.
 
The ability to teleport and fly. And I want to be a normal, mortal size. No super big, city block size; how many times have we killed these 'houses' by ducking around a corner and throwing crap at it.
 
Originally posted by: edro
I'd shoot giant V shaped blasts of ice and follow it up with giant fire lightning blasts.
I'd also clone myself and teleport all over the place.

Baal from Diablo 2?
 
Originally posted by: CPA
I would be a conniving presidential candidate willing to seduce all heros to the dark side with tax break promises, handouts and homeowner bailouts. You will know when my attack is coming when you hear the words "Hope" and "Change" come out of my mouth frequently. My boss name would be "Obamassiah".

Sorry to take this P&N, but if most of Oblahma's support base is supposed to be wealthy, educated, why do they need handouts? Things that make you go hmmm...
 
Originally posted by: SSSnail
Originally posted by: CPA
I would be a conniving presidential candidate willing to seduce all heros to the dark side with tax break promises, handouts and homeowner bailouts. You will know when my attack is coming when you hear the words "Hope" and "Change" come out of my mouth frequently. My boss name would be "Obamassiah".

Sorry to take this P&N, but if most of Oblahma's support base is supposed to be wealthy, educated, why do they need handouts? Things that make you go hmmm...

Hmmm... why dont you two quit laming up this cool thread?
 
Originally posted by: joesmoke
Originally posted by: SSSnail
Originally posted by: CPA
I would be a conniving presidential candidate willing to seduce all heros to the dark side with tax break promises, handouts and homeowner bailouts. You will know when my attack is coming when you hear the words "Hope" and "Change" come out of my mouth frequently. My boss name would be "Obamassiah".

Sorry to take this P&N, but if most of Oblahma's support base is supposed to be wealthy, educated, why do they need handouts? Things that make you go hmmm...

Hmmm... why dont you two quit laming up this cool thread?

Hey, I'm not laming up anything. A question was asked and I answered it. If you don't like my boss monster that is your problem.
 
Originally posted by: SSSnail
Originally posted by: CPA
I would be a conniving presidential candidate willing to seduce all heros to the dark side with tax break promises, handouts and homeowner bailouts. You will know when my attack is coming when you hear the words "Hope" and "Change" come out of my mouth frequently. My boss name would be "Obamassiah".
Sorry to take this P&N, but if most of Oblahma's support base is supposed to be wealthy, educated, why do they need handouts? Things that make you go hmmm...
They don't need the handouts, doesn't mean they don't want 'em.
 
Tons and Tons of HP, some hard hitting magic attacks, and every once in a while invulnerability to magic and physical damage. And a really bad ass catchy bad guy song.
 
Partial invisibility with a pink tint and massive strength on only my left side.

I would also poop exotic sports cars with demon drivers that try to kill the player.
 
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