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If you were a video game level boss...

dennilfloss

dennilfloss

Past Lifer 1957-2014 In Memoriam
What would your powers be?😛

I'd shoot laser beams from my eyes and stun the hero for a few seconds every time I'd lift my arms.

😀
 
I'd shoot giant V shaped blasts of ice and follow it up with giant fire lightning blasts.
I'd also clone myself and teleport all over the place.
 
Originally posted by: skace
I'd be invulnerable while asleep.
When awake, I'd yawn and it'd cause the hero to fall asleep.
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Your boss name could be "eye booger"



Personally, I'd probably be a Ninja. Not some shitty ass ninja though, I'd fly all over the place and throw shit at people.
 
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Originally posted by: skace
I'd be invulnerable while asleep.
When awake, I'd yawn and it'd cause the hero to fall asleep.
Click to expand...

Your boss name could be "eye booger"

Personally, I'd probably be a Ninja. Not some shitty ass ninja though, I'd fly all over the place and throw shit at people.
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The world's first ninja-chimp, the illustrious Professor Flungpoo.

Not especially dangerous, but really quite gross.


 
I'd often jump across the screen to hit you, when I land I would sometimes use my icy breath to try and attack you. Also I could flop on my belly and try to stab you with my beak. I am Chill Penguin. 0.o
 
i'd be the King of the Nazi Zombie Vampire Ninjas.

i'd have the power to squander revenue generated from increased taxes on chicks and booze.

This would cause the hero and his family to slowly starve and waste away
 
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Originally posted by: skace
I'd be invulnerable while asleep.
When awake, I'd yawn and it'd cause the hero to fall asleep.
Click to expand...

Your boss name could be "eye booger"



Personally, I'd probably be a Ninja. Not some shitty ass ninja though, I'd fly all over the place and throw shit at people.
Click to expand...

The askaninja ninja?
 
I would have three bodies... but only by beating the little one on the left will i actually die! oh ya id prolly heal myself a bunch too.

 
I'd float around and be impossible to hit unless you switched controllers. I'd also guess your gaming preferences based on the contents of your memory card or hard drive.

Or, I'd simply sit in one place and do nothing. The player has the option of going around me and continuing the story or attacking me. If the player attacks me, they are immediately killed. It teaches a valuable life lesson; don't attack everyone you come across, cause some of them will fucking kill you.
 
my name would be randy the resistor, and I would resist all of your super powers.

I would throw capacitors instead of grenades and I would consult my transistors if I had to make any decisions.
 
I would be able to transform into anyone. I would be able to transform into the hero as a clone, and he wouldn't be able to hurt me because I am on his side. Then at any given moment, transfer back into a raging bastard, and slaughter the mother fucker.
 
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