If you were a hobo begging for something, what would you write on your sign?

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
will eat for food

DAMMIT! You stole mine!

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669

Originally posted by: pyonir
Hello kind sir or madame. I've found myself in the unfortunate situation of being without home or job. Perhaps you could spare some loose change or, possibly, a dollar? I'd really appreciate it and your donation would go to one of a few things. Food, a place to sleep for the night, drink, clothes, a haircut, a shower, etc. I do hope you will find it in your heart to donate. Fifty cents may only mean a can of soda in the early afternoon to you, but it could be the difference of a meal or no meal for me.

Thank you and have a very pleasant day.

If I saw YOU with that sign, I would most definitely give you a dollar

i wouldnt, hes wasting his money on banners when he should have bought a sandwhich!

 

[gwlam12]

I would stop reading. It's too long.

 

[Czar]

"Help me become Bill Gates of hobos"

 

[leftyman]

your talking about a bum, a hobo is slightly more distinguished. a hobo travels the country often on trains...ala boxcar willie. he carries his belongs wrapped in a kerchief tied to the end of a long stick, slung over his shoulder. he can often be found near railroad tracks cooking a can of beans over an open fire, he might offer you some if you are nice. a bum is often drunk and urine soaked.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Czar
"Help me become Bill Gates of hobos"

It's good to set goals

 

[Spencer278]

Originally posted by: Shawn
Need money for booze.
(hey, at least I'm honest)

Hehe, I had a begger the other day ask if I had spare change for a 40.

 

[DivideBYZero]

"I smell of piss, walk the streets all day and sleep on them at night.
I sh!t in alleys and scrounge in dirt for food.
Please give me some cash to get high so I can forget my living hell for just a little while."

 

[edro]

"Please donate to my 2005FP Hotdeals fund."

 

[Amused]

"WILL CLEAN SPYWARE AND VIRUSES OFF YOUR COMPUTER FOR FOOD"

 

[Inappropriate4AT]

It'd look a little something like this:

AJBIW:HIWEHJ APIBJ"A{Q)HMB 136 88ijBY i

And I'd be screaming at the top of my lungs I CAN'T READ MOTHER FVCKERS

 

[Mucho]

NEED MONEY FOR GAS MY TANK IS EMPTY

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Hello gullible person. I've found myself in the unfortunate situation of being evicted from my apartment because I got fired from my job. Perhaps you could spare some of your hard earned money? I don't really appreciate it but your cash would go to one of a few things. Alcohol, a prostitute to hook up with for the night, mcdonalds, some Nikes, hair dye, etc. I do hope you are sucker enough to donate. Fifty cents may only mean a can of soda in the early afternoon to you, but it could be the difference of a buzz or staying sober for me.

Thanks to you I can mooch off people.

Fixed.

 

[Accipiter22]

'i raped your honor student'

 

[hevnsnt]

"Enron Investor -- Please help"

 

[remagavon]

Pirates killed my family, need money for ninja lessons.

 

[MrMaster]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine
I remember there was this big talk about this hobo's sign saying something like...

"Why lie, I want a beer."

You mean this one: http://www.dslreports.com/r0/download/2...321ff88240cc92cf30a49b8943c/WhyLie.jpg

I am sick of bums asking me for money. A common occurence where I live. If they smell like alcohol I won't give them a dime.

 

[nakedfrog]

"Will Solve the Unified Field Theory for Food"

 

[Mickey Eye]

Had a problem with beggars hanging around cash machines where I used to live in England, change is one thing but they were just being greedy....and slightly threatening.

 

[hypn0tik]

As a young adult, I decided it would be better if I was percieved as 'cool'. This led me to drop out of school and pick up a drug addiction. I now have no home, no money and no education. I'm too lazy to find a job and support myself so I've decided to ask you for a donation instead. Please help.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

I'd draw a UML diagram on it or something. Lawl.

 

[Accipiter22]

'why be on the curb with a 'why lie I need a beer' sign?"

[/jada]

 

[pancho619]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Hello kind sir or madame. I've found myself in the unfortunate situation of being without home or job. Perhaps you could spare some loose change or, possibly, a dollar? I'd really appreciate it and your donation would go to one of a few things. Food, a place to sleep for the night, drink, clothes, a haircut, a shower, etc. I do hope you will find it in your heart to donate. Fifty cents may only mean a can of soda in the early afternoon to you, but it could be the difference of a meal or no meal for me.

Thank you and have a very pleasant day.

Do you take paypal?

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: krazzypanda
Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung fu lesson.

I saw hit big dude with that sign about a week ago near my work place. I told him "awesome sign" and we both laughed. Then I walked on.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Feed Me Seymour