If you were a hobo begging for something, what would you write on your sign?

pyonir

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Hello kind sir or madame. I've found myself in the unfortunate situation of being without home or job. Perhaps you could spare some loose change or, possibly, a dollar? I'd really appreciate it and your donation would go to one of a few things. Food, a place to sleep for the night, drink, clothes, a haircut, a shower, etc. I do hope you will find it in your heart to donate. Fifty cents may only mean a can of soda in the early afternoon to you, but it could be the difference of a meal or no meal for me.

Thank you and have a very pleasant day.
 

Mrvile

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Oct 16, 2004
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Originally posted by: pyonir
Hello kind sir or madame. I've found myself in the unfortunate situation of being without home or job. Perhaps you could spare some loose change or, possibly, a dollar? I'd really appreciate it and your donation would go to one of a few things. Food, a place to sleep for the night, drink, clothes, a haircut, a shower, etc. I do hope you will find it in your heart to donate. Fifty cents may only mean a can of soda in the early afternoon to you, but it could be the difference of a meal or no meal for me.

Thank you and have a very pleasant day.

:(

FTW!

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Ricemarine

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Sep 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: Mrvile
Originally posted by: pyonir
Hello kind sir or madame. I've found myself in the unfortunate situation of being without home or job. Perhaps you could spare some loose change or, possibly, a dollar? I'd really appreciate it and your donation would go to one of a few things. Food, a place to sleep for the night, drink, clothes, a haircut, a shower, etc. I do hope you will find it in your heart to donate. Fifty cents may only mean a can of soda in the early afternoon to you, but it could be the difference of a meal or no meal for me.

Thank you and have a very pleasant day.

:(

FTW!

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That was touching...
 

Ricemarine

Lifer
Sep 10, 2004
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I remember there was this big talk about this hobo's sign saying something like...

"Why lie, I want a beer."
 

Mill

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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I wouldn't beg. If I were that desperate and couldn't get help from the plethora of shelters, churches, and other groups I'd just steal. I'd rob your ass blind.
 

dug777

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Oct 13, 2004
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Originally posted by: Mill
I wouldn't beg. If I were that desperate and couldn't get help from the plethora of shelters, churches, and other groups I'd just steal. I'd rob your ass blind.

:Q
 

lavagirl669

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Apr 21, 2004
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Originally posted by: pyonir
Hello kind sir or madame. I've found myself in the unfortunate situation of being without home or job. Perhaps you could spare some loose change or, possibly, a dollar? I'd really appreciate it and your donation would go to one of a few things. Food, a place to sleep for the night, drink, clothes, a haircut, a shower, etc. I do hope you will find it in your heart to donate. Fifty cents may only mean a can of soda in the early afternoon to you, but it could be the difference of a meal or no meal for me.

Thank you and have a very pleasant day.

If I saw YOU with that sign, I would most definitely give you a dollar :)