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No, this isn't a parody.
If you are such a control freak that you absolutely must care about how other people choose to be (if they even have a choice, that is, for the very few who can't control it), please choose to stop being a control freak.
Get the hell over it.
If your neighbor wants to eat whatever they want and not do a damned bit of excercise, please kindly fvck off and die before you even think about trying to control anyone's life but yours.
However, if your 800lb fat-ass neighbor comes over to your house and gets himself stuck in the front door so as to lower your quality of life, promply search for your "Home Liposuction w/ Chainsaw Accessory Kit"
If you are such a control freak that you absolutely must care about how other people choose to be (if they even have a choice, that is, for the very few who can't control it), please choose to stop being a control freak.
Get the hell over it.
If your neighbor wants to eat whatever they want and not do a damned bit of excercise, please kindly fvck off and die before you even think about trying to control anyone's life but yours.
However, if your 800lb fat-ass neighbor comes over to your house and gets himself stuck in the front door so as to lower your quality of life, promply search for your "Home Liposuction w/ Chainsaw Accessory Kit"