If you had a genie in a bottle, wut three things would you wish for?

[Mik3y]

i'd wish for:

1) the power to know the lotto numbers
2) to be super fit and in shape forever without ever having to work out
3) for every girl to dig me

 

[fyleow]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
i'd wish for:

1) the power to know the lotto numbers
2) to be super fit and in shape forever without ever having to work out
3) for every girl to dig me

Same

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
i'd wish for:

1) the power to know the lotto numbers
2) to be super fit and in shape forever without ever having to work out
3) for every girl to dig me

sounds like a good list to me

 

[kindest]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
i'd wish for:

1) the power to know the lotto numbers
2) to be super fit and in shape forever without ever having to work out
3) for every girl to dig me

how selfish.

dunno exactly what i would wish for but it would be along the lines of world happiness.

 

[cremator]

1) Unlimited wishes (of course)
no need for more wishes, ive got unlimited!

 

[Kalvin00]

For a 2004 ZX6RR with free insurance coverage.

 

[wkabel23]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
i'd wish for:

1) the power to know the lotto numbers
2) to be super fit and in shape forever without ever having to work out
3) for every girl to dig me

I wouldn't want every girl...just the girls that are hot

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: kindest

Originally posted by: Mik3y
i'd wish for:

1) the power to know the lotto numbers
2) to be super fit and in shape forever without ever having to work out
3) for every girl to dig me

how selfish.

dunno exactly what i would wish for but it would be along the lines of world happiness.

You would remove human nature?

 

[Mik3y]

Originally posted by: kindest

Originally posted by: Mik3y
i'd wish for:

1) the power to know the lotto numbers
2) to be super fit and in shape forever without ever having to work out
3) for every girl to dig me

how selfish.

dunno exactly what i would wish for but it would be along the lines of world happiness.

u mean like:

1) world peace
2) world peace
3) world peace

?

psh, wut a waste of wishes! j/k

 

[DPG0wnz]

1) The death of ATOT
2) Unlimited wishes
3) The death of ATOT

 

Near immortality for my family and friends.
to be the best guitar player the universe has ever seen, and ever will.
beer, all of it.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

1) A work ethic (I'm lazy)
2) The ability to teleport
3) The ability to always reach into my pocket and pull out exact change (plus tip).

I'd also think about good health and long life (like two or three times longer than the average human, but I'd stay in mid 30s shape). I wouldn't want immortality, it'd get VERY depressing watching everyone I love grow old and die while I couldn't.

 

[Ender]

1)Unlimited Knowledge
2)Unlimited Power
3)Unlimited Wealth

 

[Schadenfroh]

basic list (rulling out more wishes)

1. wealth
2. power
3. immortality

 

[Atomicus]

1) Become the most attractive person in the universe
2) Immortality
3) Superman powers w/ the need for a solar recharging

 

[Schadenfroh]

why do people wish for women to like you when wealth will make the women like you?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Ha, ha, I would pee in the bottle and drown that pompous fvck. :Q

 

[Schadenfroh]

Reached back for the bottle
And rubbed against the lamp
Genie came out smiling
Like some Eastern tramp
He said hey boy what's happening
What is going on
You can have three wishes
If you don't take too long
I said well
I wish they were all happy in the Lebanon
Wish somebody'd help me write this song
I wish when I was young
My old man had not been gone
Genie said consider it done
There's something in the air
And you don't know what it is
You see someone through the window
Who you've just learned to miss
And the road leads on to glory but
You've used up your last wish
Your last wish
And you want her to come home
Genie said I'm sorry
But that's the way it goes
Where the hell's the lamp sucker
It's time for me to go
Bye
There's something in the air
And you don't know what it is
You see someone through the window
Who you've just learned to miss
And the road leads on to glory but
You've used up your last wish
Your last wish
And you want her to come home

 

[EngenZerO]

100 million dollars
unlimited luck
the girl of my dreams

 

[maddogchen]

1) 10 geese that lay golden eggs
2) immortality
3) Stay young forever

 

[Wallydraigle]

Me: Holy Crap! A Genie!

Genie: Your wish is my command master. I will grant thee three wishes.

Me: Hmmm, I wish I knew what to wish for.

Genie: Granted!

Me: No! Wait a minute, that doesn't count!

Genie: Sorry, but rules are rules.

Me: Well, I wish I could undo the rule.

Genie: Done!

Me: Great! Then I get my first wish back?

Genie: No, you undid the rule after you made your first wish, so it still counts.

Me: God damn you genie, you *&%(* piece of (*^%%$, what's the matter with you?

Genie: I can't help it you're such a mook.

Me: I wish you would just shut up.

Genie: ...

Me: &%$#@

 

[ed21x]

i would wish for magic powers that would enable me to do anything I wanted. Then I would wish the genie free just like Alladin

 

[StormRider]

A bigger "you know what"..

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
i'd wish for:

1) the power to know the lotto numbers
2) to be super fit and in shape forever without ever having to work out
3) for every girl to dig me

god. i'd just use one wish to ask for 3 more wishes.

 

[Mik3y]

Originally posted by: StormRider
A bigger "you know what"..

thumb? head? left foot? buttcrack? belly? am i close? hehe