If you had a genie in a bottle, wut three things would you wish for?

[GtPrOjEcTX]

Originally posted by: StormRider
A bigger "you know what"..

sucks to be you.

 

[Dacalo]

1) a magical bag that produces $10,000 a day (knowing lotto numbers is good but too much publicity)

2) Good health and able to regenerate in speedy manner ( I don't want to be immortal. I want to die with dignity and with my SO)

3) Bring my father back to life (RIP dad )

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

1) infinite wishes
2).....

does the rest really matter?

 

[hdeck]

you always wish for more wishes with the first wish. screw this 3 wishes crap.

 

[bootymac]

1. Wake up with perfect hair
2. Perfect girlfriend
3. 5 million dollars

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
i'd wish for:

1) the power to know the lotto numbers
2) to be super fit and in shape forever without ever having to work out
3) for every girl to dig me

i don't need a djin for that!


omnipotence
unlimited resources at my disposal
i'll just save the last one for later......

 

[Xionide]

Absolute power of all countries (I wouldnt abuse it either)

Become the most sexy futher mucker anyone has ever seen (2 chicks man)

Become the only man who can go forever and have multiple orgasms.

-Xionide

 

[Xionide]

<cartman>I have the power to have all the powers that I want</cartman>

-Xionide

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

1) Sweet vengeance
2) Sweet vengeance
3) Sweet vengeance

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: wkabel23

Originally posted by: Mik3y
i'd wish for:

1) the power to know the lotto numbers
2) to be super fit and in shape forever without ever having to work out
3) for every girl to dig me

I wouldn't want every girl...just the girls that are hot

How about just the sane, smart, and attractive girls not too far from my age.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Assuming that wishing for unlimited wishes wasn't allowed, here's my list:

1) To know everything.
2) To have the means to help anyone who needed it.
3) To have the drive to work hard enough to achieve the means to come by #2 honestly.

ZV

 

[remagavon]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
1) Sweet vengeance
2) Sweet vengeance
3) Sweet vengeance

They have guns for that you know

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: remagavon

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
1) Sweet vengeance
2) Sweet vengeance
3) Sweet vengeance

They have guns for that you know

they!=me

 

[JSang]

1) no more metrosexuals
2) cure for cancer
3) kristen kreuk

immortality would get boring

 

[Gurck]

For young children to not type like morons because it looks so cool to their pint-sized friends. U no wut i meen??/?/

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Assuming that wishing for unlimited wishes wasn't allowed, here's my list:

1) To know everything.
2) To have the means to help anyone who needed it.
3) To have the drive to work hard enough to achieve the means to come by #2 honestly.

ZV

Did you ever think that by knowing everything, you might would know every horrible thing in the world/history and then you'd become extremely depressed? Just a thought.

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
i'd wish for:

1) the power to know the lotto numbers
2) to be super fit and in shape forever without ever having to work out
3) for every girl to dig me

1 + 2 implies 3

 

[neutralizer]

1) more wishes... if not possible a magic sack where i can pull out anything i want
2) every hot girl to dig me
3) immortality

 

[OrganizedChaos]

1. Regenerative touch, so i can heal any would cure any disease on anybody of my choosing.
2. Educational touch, so as i run into morons i can set them straight, they will become well read, self motivated, and have a sense of right and wrong.
3. The ability to put the insignificance of someones life and everything they may even dream about doing in perspective for them. this will ensure the prompt suicide of anyone who tries to harm me or the people i care about.

 

[thomsbrain]

#2 is pointless if you have #3. you have to think these things out, man.

mine:

1. be a rock star (takes care of money and girls)
2. never die unless i decide to die.
3. MORE WISHAZZZZZZZ!!!!!

 

[touchmyichi]

1. I wish to be able to pause time and control time.
2. Harry Potter style powers

and the 3rd biggest one-
3. Acceptance into UCSD

 

[NoReMoRsE]

1. Wish away the rule preventing unlimited wishes
2. Wish for unlimited wishes
3. Wish for the best lawyer ever to draft up future wishes so that they don't go amock like in that X-Files ep (where Mulder wishes for world peace and the genie grants it by removing all organisms from the planet).

 

[nageov3t]

1. have a happy and healthy long life
2. to be super fit and in shape until I die, without ever having to work out
3. to win the next +100 million dollar lotto... don't want to be greedy, but enough so that I'll have to worry about working and can help out my friends and family