If you could make a perfectly attractive person for yourself....

[Stiganator]

If you could build someone precisely to your ideal specifications, what would he/she look like?

Physical
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Hair:
Skin color:
Face:
Chest:
Abs:
Bottom:
Front:
Legs:
Hands:
Feet:
etc
Non-Physical
===========
Humor:
Intelligence:
Emotion:
etc
Other Abilities/Skills
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Cooking:
etc

 

[Kadarin]

Remember the movie Weird Science?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

She would be made entirely of breasts.

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
She would be made entirely of breasts.

There are plenty of people not fat enough to fit outside of the doors of their home.

And mandatory: My wife. She is perfect and I wouldn't change anything about her. *looks over shoulder*

 

[BurnItDwn]

She would be rich, mute, and have knockers that could double as flotation devices if we were on a cruise and the ship sank...

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Stiganator

If you could build someone precisely to your ideal specifications, what would he/she look like?

Physical
===========
Hair: Yes
Skin color:Yes
Face:Yes
Chest:Yes
Abs:Yes
Bottom:Yes
Front:Yes
Legs:Yes
Hands:Yes
Feet:Yes
etcYes
Non-Physical
===========
Humor:Yes
Intelligence:Yes
Emotion:Yes
etc Yes
Other Abilities/Skills
=================
Cooking:Yes
etc Yes

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

She would be a brunette, have perfect perky boobs, a tight butt, and she would give me some peace and quiet (this part is important).

Honestly, it's absolutely amazing how much women talk. I went on a camping trip for a week with my aunt/uncle and some friends of theirs. When the women left for a few hours, it was so incredibly peaceful - just the way it should be. Hell, even the 14-year-old kid shut up and read his book.

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
She would be a brunette, have perfect perky boobs, a tight butt, and she would give me some peace and quiet (this part is important).

Honestly, it's absolutely amazing how much women talk. I went on a camping trip for a week with my aunt/uncle and some friends of theirs. When the women left for a few hours, it was so incredibly peaceful - just the way it should be. Hell, even the 14-year-old kid shut up and read his book.

You know, it's absolutely-fuckin amazing that the only two times my wife ever needs anything is when I'm 1) cooking, 2) gaming, or 3) reading. Seriously - all 3 are times when I'm trying to concentrate and she's trying to be a chatty cathy.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
She would be made entirely of breasts.

Too much. Three are plenty.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
She would be a brunette, have perfect perky boobs, a tight butt, and she would give me some peace and quiet (this part is important).

Honestly, it's absolutely amazing how much women talk. I went on a camping trip for a week with my aunt/uncle and some friends of theirs. When the women left for a few hours, it was so incredibly peaceful - just the way it should be. Hell, even the 14-year-old kid shut up and read his book.

You know, it's absolutely-fuckin amazing that the only two times my wife ever needs anything is when I'm 1) cooking, 2) gaming, or 3) reading. Seriously - all 3 are times when I'm trying to concentrate and she's trying to be a chatty cathy.

They don't want you to discover the Truth!

 

[Ktulu]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: Stiganator

If you could build someone precisely to your ideal specifications, what would he/she look like?

Physical
===========
Hair: Yes
Skin color:Yes
Face:Yes
Chest:Yes
Abs:Yes
Bottom:Yes
Front:Yes
Legs:Yes
Hands:Yes
Feet:Yes
etcYes
Non-Physical
===========
Humor:Yes
Intelligence:Yes
Emotion:Yes
etc Yes
Other Abilities/Skills
=================
Cooking:Yes
etc Yes

Hahahahhahaha, good one sir, :beer:

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
She would be made entirely of breasts.

Too much. Three are plenty.

You know why they call between the belly button and thigh the "waist?"




Because you can fit another set of tits!

 

[Tempered81]

like this, but with good teeth & not cross-eyed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X9bofZ3dDE

(it's in japanese)

 

[palswim]

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
She would be a brunette, have perfect perky boobs, a tight butt, and she would give me some peace and quiet (this part is important).

Honestly, it's absolutely amazing how much women talk. I went on a camping trip for a week with my aunt/uncle and some friends of theirs. When the women left for a few hours, it was so incredibly peaceful - just the way it should be. Hell, even the 14-year-old kid shut up and read his book.

You know, it's absolutely-fuckin amazing that the only two times my wife ever needs anything is when I'm 1) cooking, 2) gaming, or 3) reading. Seriously - all 3 are times when I'm trying to concentrate and she's trying to be a chatty cathy.

Maybe you know this; maybe you don't: If you made an effort to talk with her while you weren't cooking, gaming, or reading, then she wouldn't see those times as the only times when she might have a chance to talk with you.

 

[Fayd]

even better... make a character builder with D&D 3.0 or 3.5 type rules

 

[LS21]

a young charlize theron would work

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: palswim

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
She would be a brunette, have perfect perky boobs, a tight butt, and she would give me some peace and quiet (this part is important).

Honestly, it's absolutely amazing how much women talk. I went on a camping trip for a week with my aunt/uncle and some friends of theirs. When the women left for a few hours, it was so incredibly peaceful - just the way it should be. Hell, even the 14-year-old kid shut up and read his book.

You know, it's absolutely-fuckin amazing that the only two times my wife ever needs anything is when I'm 1) cooking, 2) gaming, or 3) reading. Seriously - all 3 are times when I'm trying to concentrate and she's trying to be a chatty cathy.

Maybe you know this; maybe you don't: If you made an effort to talk with her while you weren't cooking, gaming, or reading, then she wouldn't see those times as the only times when she might have a chance to talk with you.

Surprisingly, I do - she just "doesn't" have anything important to talk about then.

 

[JS80]

5-11, blonde, 34DD, slim waist fine ass

 

[middlehead]

She must-a be blind, so she cannot see who is-a doing these things to her.

She must-a be deaf, so she cannot hear my voice as I am doing these things to her.

She must-a be dumb, so she cannot tell what has been to her done this day.



AND SHE GOTTA HAVE-A BIG-A TITS, LIKE-A THIS, A BOOMBA-BOOMBA!

 

[PrinceofWands]

Physical
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Hair: Red and long
Skin color: Alabaster
Face: different...I like different...Kerri Walsh, Martha Plimpton, Michelle Trachtenberg, Zooey Deschanel, Elisabeth Moss, Christina Hendricks, Summer Glau, Jewel Staite, etc
Chest: Small...32A-34B...slight puffies optional
Abs: largely irrelevant, not a stomach guy
Bottom: small/tight...Runners butt
Eyes: Blue or Green, slightly slanted or narrow rather than doe-eyed.
Height: Below 5'7", 5' - 5'2" even better
Weight: Not anorexic, not unhealthily obese
Freckles optional, but appreciated


Non-Physical
===========
Humor: VERY sharp, major amounts, cynical/sarcastic/sardonic at least sometimes, dry British wit others
Intelligence: Brilliant...either a super high IQ or exceptional education or immense wisdom
Emotion: Firey...a redhead, but not mentally unbalanced. Independent, but not to a fault. Romantic. Spiritual but not extremist religious.



Other Abilities/Skills
=================
Engages in debate
Logical
Superior sex drive, and prefer some alternative interests
some type of musical talent or hobby would be nice



Basically I'd make Nicole Kidman, Leeloo Dallas, Saffron, or Anne of Green Gables (in adult form of course).

 

[JasonSix78]

Originally posted by: LS21
a young charlize theron would work

Word

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Physical
===========
Hair: Red and long
Skin color: Alabaster
Face: different...I like different...Kerri Walsh, Martha Plimpton, Michelle Trachtenberg, Zooey Deschanel, Elisabeth Moss, Christina Hendricks, Summer Glau, Jewel Staite, etc
Chest: Small...32A-34B...slight puffies optional
Abs: largely irrelevant, not a stomach guy
Bottom: small/tight...Runners butt
Eyes: Blue or Green, slightly slanted or narrow rather than doe-eyed.
Height: Below 5'7", 5' - 5'2" even better
Weight: Not anorexic, not unhealthily obese
Freckles optional, but appreciated


Non-Physical
===========
Humor: VERY sharp, major amounts, cynical/sarcastic/sardonic at least sometimes, dry British wit others
Intelligence: Brilliant...either a super high IQ or exceptional education or immense wisdom
Emotion: Firey...a redhead, but not mentally unbalanced. Independent, but not to a fault. Romantic. Spiritual but not extremist religious.



Other Abilities/Skills
=================
Engages in debate
Logical
Superior sex drive, and prefer some alternative interests
some type of musical talent or hobby would be nice



Basically I'd make Nicole Kidman, Leeloo Dallas, Saffron, or Anne of Green Gables (in adult form of course).

This

 

[CKent]

She'd own a Scottish distillery and have a wicked pot farm. Also, text (NSFW).

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: palswim

Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
She would be a brunette, have perfect perky boobs, a tight butt, and she would give me some peace and quiet (this part is important).

Honestly, it's absolutely amazing how much women talk. I went on a camping trip for a week with my aunt/uncle and some friends of theirs. When the women left for a few hours, it was so incredibly peaceful - just the way it should be. Hell, even the 14-year-old kid shut up and read his book.

You know, it's absolutely-fuckin amazing that the only two times my wife ever needs anything is when I'm 1) cooking, 2) gaming, or 3) reading. Seriously - all 3 are times when I'm trying to concentrate and she's trying to be a chatty cathy.

Maybe you know this; maybe you don't: If you made an effort to talk with her while you weren't cooking, gaming, or reading, then she wouldn't see those times as the only times when she might have a chance to talk with you.

Why does it always have to be the guy's fault? Are you a chick?

Here's mine.

 

[Vehemence]

Take Megan Fox but give her Scarlett Johansson's rack. Done.