If you could give one thing to everyone on anandtech

[jadinolf]

If I could afford it, a blowup doll to everyone who wanted it.

 

[Crucial]

Originally posted by: Crazymofo

Originally posted by: HotChic
I'd give all the girls in the world an affinity for being direct. They would be honest and direct in turning a guy down, they'd be honest and direct in telling him they liked him... That would be my gift to ATOT, because so many of the guys bemoan the tendency of females to be indirect, and so many guys here trip themselves up over it, and then whine and complain here. They seem to think that by posting on here that they want girls to be direct, all girls are supposed to know that. So that would be my gift to ATOT.

How about instead you give all the dorks a big glass of shut the hell up!

Here's a big frosty one for ya.

 

[Psycho18]

I'd give you all a pair of black widow spider eyes!

 

[Balt]

A vacation.

And I ain't talkin' about Hawaii.

 

[poopaskoopa]

The will power to refrain from creating uninteresting parody threads.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Infinite coupons

Cheers RossMAN :beer:

 

[dfi]

Death by loompa.

That happiness thing sounds nice too. Whatever.

dfi