If you could give one thing to everyone on anandtech

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: CraigRT
beer

 

[fyleow]

Balls

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: fyleow
Balls

There are few enough women here as it is...

 

[Ameesh]

west nile

 

[PliotronX]

A GeForce 6800 Ultra Mega Super Duper Extreme Universally Colassal Edition.

 

[DT4K]

Ameesh's bank account information

 

[cronos]

10 more extra neffing hours in a day.

with 24 regular hours per day plus 10 extra hours dedicated for neffing, users with 50,001 post counts will have to be titled 'Eternal Lifer', or something like that.

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

this: :heart:

 

[DeeKnow]

Originally posted by: bthorny
I would give
link

nice thought but i'd much rather have my 21.95 in cash instead, thank you

 

[DeeKnow]

how about a dual 3.2GHZ Athlon 64 with 2GB DDR3200, 2x74GB Raptors in RAID and 21" LCD monitor?

 

[Cerb]

Originally posted by: bthorny
I would give
link

I think that looks like a pretty cool book. Should I be scared?

 

[StageLeft]

Some a :beer:, and others a kick in the box.

 

[Steve]

A hug

 

[HappyPuppy]

I would give all the women the clap. :Q

 

[djplayx714]

my opinion

 

[gwlam12]

two cents

 

[Perknose]

I'd give you all:

A gin and tonic

A high colonic

And a whiff of chronic

That's supersonic!

Several drinks later, two seasoned and medically inspected street professionals would simultaneously approach you on their knees as you lie supine on your ergonomically correct and wickedly riced out Aeron chair (with spoiler!) and dual boot you, baby, doing a dirty install if that's what it takes!

For the distaff side, they could either have Fabio, a locked room, a ball gag, and a plausible alibi afterwards, or John Edwards robotically programmed to say, "Why, yes, dear, I HAVE left my wife for you. Let's go shopping!"

At the end of the festivities, I'd provide a maid service to clean up and a PR professional to lie to the press and everyone else about what really happened.

Finally, free shipping and some sort of coupon to seal the deal for RossMAN.

 

[JohnCU]

A sense of fashion.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: luv2chill
Empathy

l2c

i was gonna say Althon64's for all, but maybe this is a better choice.

 

[NickelTitanium]

Lindsay Lohan

 

[Skiguy411]

A red Swingline stapler.

 

[Chaotic42]

A good, swift kick in the ass.

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: joshsquall
Herpes.

Oral, anal, or otherwise?

Ocular

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: NickelTitanium
Lindsay Lohan

I'd take that!

 

[Horus]

A prostitute.

So BaboonGuy can lose his virginity. Along with some of the kitten-holocaust contributers here on ATOT.