If you could give one thing to everyone on anandtech

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: HotChic
I'd give all the girls in the world an affinity for being direct. They would be honest and direct in turning a guy down, they'd be honest and direct in telling him they liked him... That would be my gift to ATOT, because so many of the guys bemoan the tendency of females to be indirect, and so many guys here trip themselves up over it, and then whine and complain here. They seem to think that by posting on here that they want girls to be direct, all girls are supposed to know that. So that would be my gift to ATOT.

:shocked:

HotChic for President of teh vimen!

 

[vshah]

uh bunnies

 

[xcript]

A stab to the face or a smash from my hammer.

 

[Xionide]

SARS

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

the ability to sh!t money

 

[Saulbadguy]

A black eye.

 

[tm37]

10,000 free hours of AOL

 

[TechnoKid]

a :cookie; emotion, if there ever were one to be created

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: tm37
10,000 free hours of AOL

AOL!? Eww; I'll take the herpes over that! :Q

 

[kalster]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
This may seem out of character , but I'd give everyone on AT a :beer:

cheers Zim :beer:

 

[Crazymofo]

Originally posted by: HotChic
I'd give all the girls in the world an affinity for being direct. They would be honest and direct in turning a guy down, they'd be honest and direct in telling him they liked him... That would be my gift to ATOT, because so many of the guys bemoan the tendency of females to be indirect, and so many guys here trip themselves up over it, and then whine and complain here. They seem to think that by posting on here that they want girls to be direct, all girls are supposed to know that. So that would be my gift to ATOT.

How about instead you give all the dorks a big glass of shut the hell up!

 

[JoeKing]

a clue..... or a monkey. Everyone should have a monkey. They are fun to play with and can get things you drop behind the couch. Monkeys are also very intelligent. When you are bored you could play dress up with your monkey or even shave it. Of course when your monkey is bad you would have to spank it.

 

[Epoman]

A Realdoll

only some of you will get what this Actually is.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: tm37
10,000 free hours of AOL

AOL!? Eww; I'll take the herpes over that! :Q

You don't get to pick

 

[Smaug]

A life?

 

[xSkyDrAx]

A life.

 

[Deleted member 4644]

It hasn't been said, so I'll say it.

Happiness.

 

[MikePanic]

If you could give one thing to everyone on anandtech what would it be

a clue

 

[RossMAN]

Infinite coupons

 

[Scouzer]

Sex with a girl. Maybe people here would stop being such bitter assholes!

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
a clue..... or a monkey. Everyone should have a monkey. They are fun to play with and can get things you drop behind the couch. Monkeys are also very intelligent. When you are bored you could play dress up with your monkey or even shave it. Of course when your monkey is bad you would have to spank it.

OH YES SPANK THE MONKEY

 

[cucumber]

an anal probe

 

[darkswordsman17]

Hope.

 

[Leetman]

A hug.

 

[Trey22]

Una patada.