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i'd work torward world peace and try to end hunger by harpooning sally struthers. if i have time left afterwards...the rest of my time would involve jello and a lot of playmates >>
Ahahaha! Lots of these are great, but this almost made me PIMP. "Harpoon Sally Struthers." AHAHAHAHAHA! She is rather pleasantly plump, is she not?
OK, without consequence? Assuming we are talking about mortal acts. I.E. we're not God (no jumping off buildings, sorry, AdamDuritz

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I would want to punch my son's mother right in the nose. As hard as I possibly could, just one time. I am not a violent person. I'm actually a big pussycat, but she has ruined my life.
Yes, my son is beautiful. But that beast has tormented me AND my family incessantly. Just one sock right in the schnozz......I could go on with my life. In peace and harmony with myself.