If you could change one event in history, what would it be?

[AreaCode707]

Preventing the burning of the Library of Alexandria comes to my mind first.

 

[darkxshade]

Preventing the person from preventing the burning of the Library of Alexandria if such a prevention were to occur. I have to protect the timeline. 😛

 

[sourceninja]

I would make sure the 1st and 2nd amendment was freaking clear as day.

 

[SandEagle]

Getting married

 

[TallBill]

Wouldn't have pulled the trigger.

 

[Slew Foot]

I would have changed the fact that I didn't empty my life savings into apple stock 10 years ago.

 

[soulcougher73]

Hmmm. What would happen if i offed the Virgin Mary before she got magic prego?

 

[surfsatwerk]

Big Bang, was a real slop ass job imo.

 

[DaTT]

Make it so we don't have to provide a free ride for Native Americans.

 

[Brainonska511]

Make it so we don't have to provide a free ride for Native Americans.

Finish distributing the small pox blankets?

 

[joesmoke]

id prevent myself from watching that King Kong remake in theaters. i could have slept at home for free.

 

[DaTT]

Finish distributing the small pox blankets?

Is that all it would take?

 

[FelixDeCat]

Would not have have left my cushy, well paying job in 2008. 😳

 

[Saint Nick]

I would stop the development of religion.

 

[DaTT]

I would stop the development of religion.

...But then there would be world peace.

 

[FelixDeCat]

...But then there would be world peace.

You mean world pieces....in the atheist regimes of Communist China, Communist Russia, and Nazi Germany.

 

[DrPizza]

I agree with the OP.

 

[Mide]

Getting married

Oh lol +1 for Funny

 

[spacejamz]

...But then there would be world peace.

What would the beauty pageant contestants wish for then??? The horrorz....

 

[OCGuy]

I would make sure that the OP just dribbled down his mom's leg to be a stain on the mattress like he was supposed to be.


(I kid OP)

 

[shortylickens]

Stop the first idiot who came up with the notion of organized religion.
Advance humanity a thousand years.

 

[DaTT]

You mean world pieces....in the atheist regimes of Communist China, Communist Russia, and Nazi Germany.

Nazi's hated Jews....Jew = religion.

 

[Zebo]

Mohamed taken out before he moved to Medina and went full on crazy.

 

[tynopik]

Stop the first idiot who came up with the notion of organized religion.
Advance humanity a thousand years.

the naïveté (and/or the trolling) is strong in this one


The Treaty of Versailles

http://www.amazon.com/Shattered-Peace-Versailles-Price-Today/dp/0471788988/

"The peace settlements that followed World War I have recently come back into focus as one of the dominant factors shaping the modern world. The Balkans, the Middle East, Iraq, Turkey and parts of Africa all owe their present-day problems, in part, to these negotiations.

not to mention WWII, Korea and Vietnam

 

[Ruptga]

George Lucas would die in his sleep at the age of 45.