If you could be God

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Gage8

Originally posted by: anxi80
go to jersey and play skee-ball and give my prize tickets to kids.

don't need to be God to do that!!!

movie reference. 5 points to who can name where its from (its not difficult either)

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Gage8

Originally posted by: anxi80
go to jersey and play skee-ball and give my prize tickets to kids.

don't need to be God to do that!!!

movie reference. 5 points to who can name where its from (its not difficult either)

Dogma! My cookie, please?

 

[NuclearFusi0n]

Take a fuckload of LSD.

Yeah, God on LSD. Scary thought, eh?

 

[anxi80]

Dogma! My cookie, please?

only a minute. knew it wouldnt be long.

/me passes Encryptic a cookie. good job.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Shiva112
make it rain donuts

woot shiva112 for God!!!!!

I dunno what I'd do, probably spend all day thinking about what I could do(if it was only for a day).

 

[Wallydraigle]

Actually I would give everyone a penis attached to their left wrist, and a vagina in the usual place. Everybody. That way instead of getting stressed out and frustrated and stuff, you could just go have sex with yourself. There would be no crime, or unhappiness, or stress because everybody would be too busy. Telling someone, "Go screw yourself, " would not be an insult, but a word of parting like goodbye. It would be the golden age of mankind.

The placement of the new penis is very important. I was tempted by the coolness fact of having it in the palm, but that would be disastrous. Having it on the wrist keeps it out of harm's way, but still makes it easy to get to. Putting it on the left wrist just makes it that much more safe.

And that's what I would do if I were God for a day.

 

[xirtam]

That's nasty.

I just thought I'd add something from II Peter 3:8. "...one day is with the Lord as a thousand years..."

 

[roncarter]

I would do the nasty with all the chicks in FHM magazine

 

[everman]

Saying if you could only be God for a day is a contradictory statement. How can you be something that is supposed to be eternal for any amount of time? well anyway, I'd get as far away from earth as possible

 

[DrPizza]

well, duhhhhh,

The first thing I'd do, is make a day a whole lot longer! (it'd be within my powers)

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: roncarter
I would do the nasty with all the chicks in FHM magazine

Wouldn't that be like Superman boinking Lois Lane? (see the movie Mallrats for explanation)

 

[BDawg]

I would make my wife's boobs bigger just like Jim Carey did.

 

Originally posted by: lirion
Actually I would give everyone a penis attached to their left wrist, and a vagina in the usual place. Everybody. That way instead of getting stressed out and frustrated and stuff, you could just go have sex with yourself. There would be no crime, or unhappiness, or stress because everybody would be too busy. Telling someone, "Go screw yourself, " would not be an insult, but a word of parting like goodbye. It would be the golden age of mankind.

The placement of the new penis is very important. I was tempted by the coolness fact of having it in the palm, but that would be disastrous. Having it on the wrist keeps it out of harm's way, but still makes it easy to get to. Putting it on the left wrist just makes it that much more safe.

And that's what I would do if I were God for a day.

Like this?
Or this?

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: lirion
Actually I would give everyone a penis attached to their left wrist, and a vagina in the usual place. Everybody. That way instead of getting stressed out and frustrated and stuff, you could just go have sex with yourself. There would be no crime, or unhappiness, or stress because everybody would be too busy. Telling someone, "Go screw yourself, " would not be an insult, but a word of parting like goodbye. It would be the golden age of mankind.

The placement of the new penis is very important. I was tempted by the coolness fact of having it in the palm, but that would be disastrous. Having it on the wrist keeps it out of harm's way, but still makes it easy to get to. Putting it on the left wrist just makes it that much more safe.

And that's what I would do if I were God for a day.

Like this?
Or this?

Something like that, only the real thing, and not some imitation, limp-flap-of-skin, wish-you-had-a-penis penis. If I was God I think I could hook that up.

 

Originally posted by: lirion

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: lirion
Actually I would give everyone a penis attached to their left wrist, and a vagina in the usual place. Everybody. That way instead of getting stressed out and frustrated and stuff, you could just go have sex with yourself. There would be no crime, or unhappiness, or stress because everybody would be too busy. Telling someone, "Go screw yourself, " would not be an insult, but a word of parting like goodbye. It would be the golden age of mankind.

The placement of the new penis is very important. I was tempted by the coolness fact of having it in the palm, but that would be disastrous. Having it on the wrist keeps it out of harm's way, but still makes it easy to get to. Putting it on the left wrist just makes it that much more safe.

And that's what I would do if I were God for a day.

Like this?
Or this?

Something like that, only the real thing, and not some imitation, limp-flap-of-skin, wish-you-had-a-penis penis. If I was God I think I could hook that up.

Interesting. I shall vote for you.

 

[TallBill]

extend the day so that i could be gof for a VERY VERY long time

 

[oniq]

I'd rid the world of the human race.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Hoober

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
eliminate all religion from the earth

Suicidal?

You don't need religion to exist, even if you are the center of several of them.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Nef

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: SammySon

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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
eliminate all religion from the earth
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how's that?

Oh, lets see, since the whole mystery of a higher power would be solved, there would be no reason to have religion.
Religion is a belief system, a faith, since the existence of god would have been proven, there would be no need to have different faiths.
We would see a dramatic drop in the amount of violence and wars.

People are always blaming religion. In reality, people would invent any reason to kill. If you think about it, wars happening now have nothing to do with religion. Hitler, Stalin, Mao. They killed for their own personal goals. Vietnam over religion? Nope. Iraq? No. Africa? No again. People kill because it is their nature. Until that is addressed, nothing will ever change.

 

Originally posted by: Hayabusarider

Originally posted by: SammySon

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Originally posted by: m2kewl

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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
eliminate all religion from the earth
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how's that?

Oh, lets see, since the whole mystery of a higher power would be solved, there would be no reason to have religion.
Religion is a belief system, a faith, since the existence of god would have been proven, there would be no need to have different faiths.
We would see a dramatic drop in the amount of violence and wars.

People are always blaming religion. In reality, people would invent any reason to kill. If you think about it, wars happening now have nothing to do with religion. Hitler, Stalin, Mao. They killed for their own personal goals. Vietnam over religion? Nope. Iraq? No. Africa? No again. People kill because it is their nature. Until that is addressed, nothing will ever change.

Then I would take that out of human nature. =)

 

[Mean MrMustard]

I would probably get a penis reduction. The way it is now, it just gets in the way...