If you could be God

[aircooled]

"are you ready to rock!"

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Make Box Springs quiet!

Well, you're no fun.

- M4H

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Haller

Originally posted by: SammySon

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Originally posted by: m2kewl

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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
eliminate all religion from the earth
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good one
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hows that?

Oh, lets see, since the whole mystery of a higher power would be solved, there would be no reason to have religion.
Religion is a belief system, a faith, since the existance of god would have been proven, there would be no need to have different faiths.
We would see a dramatic drop in the amount of violence and wars.

Actually when you think about it. You being God for a day wouldn't change a thing. Because man has an incredible power to deny something as large as God. People would still denounce you. And to think that you'd only be God for a day....so you might want to consider what you eliminate...seeing as how you're going to be mortal tomorrow. Mortal in a world full of people that just had their security taken away by you...scary

If you were God, even for one day, you would be omnipotent. If that was the case, you could perpetuate your divinity indefinitely.

 

[Haller]

Originally posted by: xirtam

Originally posted by: Haller

Originally posted by: SammySon

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Originally posted by: m2kewl

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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
eliminate all religion from the earth
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good one
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hows that?

Oh, lets see, since the whole mystery of a higher power would be solved, there would be no reason to have religion.
Religion is a belief system, a faith, since the existance of god would have been proven, there would be no need to have different faiths.
We would see a dramatic drop in the amount of violence and wars.

Actually when you think about it. You being God for a day wouldn't change a thing. Because man has an incredible power to deny something as large as God. People would still denounce you. And to think that you'd only be God for a day....so you might want to consider what you eliminate...seeing as how you're going to be mortal tomorrow. Mortal in a world full of people that just had their security taken away by you...scary

If you were God, even for one day, you would be omnipotent. If that was the case, you could perpetuate your divinity indefinitely.

How can you determine what omnipotence entails when its' vastness goes so far beyond our intellectual capabilities. The notion defies almost all human thought. Think about....we can't even begin to comprehend what God is like....so other than in a cute humorous way. How can we possibly thing about what we would do if we were God.

 

[anxi80]

go to jersey and play skee-ball and give my prize tickets to kids.

 

[txxxx]

desaturate the filthy rich who just save their money.

 

[xirtam]

How can you determine what omnipotence entails when its' vastness goes so far beyond our intellectual capabilities. The notion defies almost all human thought. Think about....we can't even begin to comprehend what God is like....so other than in a cute humorous way. How can we possibly thing about what we would do if we were God.

It's an impossible hypothetical. We cannot comprehend what God is like, yet apprehension is possible and can allow us to derive certain conclusions. What we believe about God is critical to who we are, how we develop, and what meaning life has for us. Although absolute knowledge cannot be obtained, this does not mean that we should be denied pursuit of greater knowledge than what we have.

 

[sciencetoy]

Just for fun, I'd add another sex. You think two are complicated!

 

[codeyf]

Who or what is god????

:Q

 

[Maverick]

make it rain donuts

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
eliminate all religion from the earth

same here. it only causes problims

 

[Geekbabe]

I'd give you all a reason to have squeaky box springs, I'd be a overlord

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I'd give you all a reason to have squeaky box springs, I'd be a overlord

This is why Adam was created first and in God's image, and everything was good, but went downhill from there with further creation of women and other random developments, including the loss of a rib, which I want back, by the way.

 

[Bootprint]

I?d bring back the great hordes of Carrier Pigeons, just show they could crap on everyone?s car.

Oh, and the dodo as well, just because.

 

[spanky]

i would whoever is responsible for mail in rebates into a river infested with piranhas.

 

[Gage8]

Originally posted by: conjur
I would:

• Eliminate 'professional' wrestling.

• Strike dead anyone associated with producing any 'reality' TV show

• B!tchslap religious zealots and fundamentalists

• Make chocolate currency

• Make every Fri. 'jeans day'

nuff said

 

[Encryptic]

- Eliminate hunger and poverty from the world

- Toast everybody who uses religion as justification to persecute others based on religion, race, sexual preference, etc.

- Clean up the environment and make it unpollutable ever again

- Everyone would get along or be able to tolerate one another

- Frivolous lawsuits would result in instant death

- There would be no crime

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: chin311

Originally posted by: m2kewl

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
eliminate all religion from the earth

good one

hows that? :|

You wouldn't know that religion would be taken away. You just wouldn't believe in a greater power.

And btw, that's an opener to a flame war if I ever saw one.

 

[Kaervak]

Get rid of Berkely and San Fransisco. After that, I'd go after politicians and find people that actually cared about what goes on and put them in charge.

 

[Gage8]

Originally posted by: anxi80
go to jersey and play skee-ball and give my prize tickets to kids.

don't need to be God to do that!!!

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
eliminate all religion from the earth

yup. and zap all fundies.

Suicidal?

i don't believe you exist either

 

[xirtam]

- Toast everybody who uses religion as justification to persecute others based on religion, race, sexual preference, etc.

Wouldn't that be toasting someone because of religion? And wouldn't that be persecution?

- Clean up the environment and make it unpollutable ever again

Where there's a will, there's a way.

- Everyone would get along or be able to tolerate one another

Why can't we all just get along?

Frivolous lawsuits would result in instant death

Lower taxes! Higher wages!

- There would be no crime

There would be no freedom.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
- Eliminate hunger and poverty from the world

- Toast everybody who uses religion as justification to persecute others based on religion, race, sexual preference, etc.

- Clean up the environment and make it unpollutable ever again

- Everyone would get along or be able to tolerate one another

- Frivolous lawsuits would result in instant death

- There would be no crime

Definitely would not work.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Go back to the Big Bang and start over.

 

[AthlonXP]

There is no god.