If you could be GOD, what would you work on or do first?

[DaveSimmons]

Turn every spammer into a pillar of salt.

 

[palle33]

by just asking the question you admit there is no God.....

 

[Chunkee]

Originally posted by: palle33
by just asking the question you admit there is no God.....

hey, thats a great one, did you just graduate from Harvard or something...

go back to playing with your legos and post something insifnificant in another thread

 

[Chadder007]

Make the Arabian climate a bit cooler during the day and add some vegitation....maybe its because its so hot everyone is freaking mad out there?

 

[palle33]

Originally posted by: Chunkee

Originally posted by: palle33
by just asking the question you admit there is no God.....

hey, thats a great one, did you just graduate from Harvard or something...

go back to playing with your legos and post something insifnificant in another thread

I just told you the truth....

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: palle33

Originally posted by: Chunkee

Originally posted by: JDub02
With my human understanding, here's what I'd do.

I'd blow up earth and start over again.

someone said something similar...get rid of people and all would be okay

jC

fuck*ng insane thoughts.....

God basically did it once with the flood (no, not the aliens from Halo). He promised never to do it again. I never made that promise though.

I'd put my family, friends, some engineers (have to rebuild stuff), and a bunch of hot chicks (have to repopulate, might as well make it fun) on a boat and we'd start over again.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Turn every spammer into a pillar of salt.

Hey, could you try to turn all the religious nutjobs into pretzels? Because then we'd be set. Maybe turn the Free Ipod folks into melted cheese?

Thanks in advance for the tasty snack God.

 

[Mr N8]

I would make beer & pizza good for the body. Eat a pizza and drink a pint, and you will have a trim body within a month!

 

[desiplaya4life]

lead bush and this family torwards insanity

 

[palle33]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
I would make beer & pizza good for the body. Eat a pizza and drink a pint, and you will have a trim body within a month!

lol...good thinking

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
I would make beer & pizza good for the body. Eat a pizza and drink a pint, and you will have a trim body within a month!

I'm voting for you for God.

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
I would make beer & pizza good for the body. Eat a pizza and drink a pint, and you will have a trim body within a month!

Amen!

 

[Chaotic42]

I'd probably sit down, grab some coffee, read the paper. Maybe flirt with the receptionist. Make sure all of the pencils are sharp. I'd put porn on St. Peter's computer and then email the IT guy and tell him that's it's a shame that employees have that stuff on their computers.

I'd make a few new elements, maybe leave a cubic decameter of element 143 infront of the chemistry building.

I'd go to lunch after that, then maybe hang out by the water cooler and see what that Mary Magdeline woman was up to. You know what I mean.

Then I guess I'd go over the weather. I'd make 9 or 10 category 5 hurricanes all appear in the ocean and merge together and use that as leverage over Venezuela. Tell them to get their crap together or they'd get the worst BJ of their lives.

Then I'd go home, grab something to eat, and watch some TV.

 

[dullard]

The world's biggest current problem is hatred. From hatred stems much of the things you mentioned (wars, child abuse, suffering, etc). Unfortunately without up there isn't down, without light there isn't darkness. Thus to have love you need to have hate. However, I as a god would have all humans born with the inate knowledge of how other people and other cultures feel. That would end the worst kind of hatred (ingorant hatred of those you don't understand).

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: dullard
The world's biggest current problem is hatred. From hatred stems much of the things you mentioned (wars, child abuse, suffering, etc). Unfortunately without up there isn't down, without light there isn't darkness. Thus to have love you need to have hate. However, I as a god would have all humans born with the inate knowledge of how other people and other cultures feel. That would end the worst kind of hatred (ingorant hatred of those you don't understand).

That would be my serious answer.

 

[palle33]

seriously,the worlds biggest problem is the moneyhunting......asholes pay millons for a moron soccer player.......

 

[thatsright]

I'd have a fit body, then I would start by wiping out CompUSA

 

[palle33]

if people understood God wont solve the problems but the people themselves there might be a change...if the World understood millions and millions of dollars wont save them something might happened.The day the oilsouces is empty and the millionairs are on the run that day I will laugh with God!

 

[Sultan]

Originally posted by: Chunkee
Many said war, child abuse etc.

I said suffering.

jC

make all men impotent and all women sexier
then come down to earth as a man (who is not impotent ).

 

[GreenGhost]

So, if you think suffering, wars, etc., should end, does it also mean you think the current God sucks at his job??

I see Sultan is a very practical guy.

 

[Hikari]

I'd stop all the rumours about having a son.

 

[palle33]

Originally posted by: Hikari
I'd stop all the rumours about having a son.

what romours?;-)

 

[Sultan]

Originally posted by: GreenGhost
So, if you think suffering, wars, etc., should end, does it also mean you think the current God sucks at his job??

I see Sultan is a very practical guy.

thank you

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Turn every spammer into a pillar of salt.

Hey, could you try to turn all the religious nutjobs into pretzels? Because then we'd be set. Maybe turn the Free Ipod folks into melted cheese?

Thanks in advance for the tasty snack God.

That would be awesome.

 

[Twista]

Cure "MS" no not microsoft, but the nerve disorder.