If you could ask ONE question.

[Old Hippie]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

About 413 .

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
Holy ... I want to know that ALSO!
hold on... is kinky mod a dude?

Kinky Mod is actually "The Gimp" from Pulp Fiction.

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
Did oj simpson kill his wife???

everyone already knows that answer.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
I know my dad and mom still love each other. They also cannot bear the differences that they have. My dad is 66 and my mom is 55 this year. They are both still alive and healthy. I can feel their loneliness when I speak to them though. I try and visit as much as possible, but I have my own life, and I may want to get married and maybe start a family with my current g/f soon.

Am I actually in a position to help? Should I be, they traumatized each other for almost two decades?

Stay out of it!! They're both grown-ups, and they're responsible for their own lives. In this day and age, they know help is available, and they can choose whether to take advantage of it.

The best thing you can do is live well, and keep your relationship with each as healthy as you possibly can. Your children can only benefit from having good grandparents, even if they're not perfect.

 

[slimrhcp]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
slimrchp - you never pass up someone who loves you as deeply as you say.

Her love and devotion is what was in quesiton, not mine.

 

[Luthien]

Which religion is the real deal if any?

 

[Luthien]

What is the cure for cancer?

What is the cure for aids?

Both can make you a billionare.

 

[Luthien]

How do I become God?

 

[Kev]

"What's the point?"

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Did my mother really want to abort me like she told me all the time when I was growing up?

I'm glad you're here. :heart:

 

[FoBoT]

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Did my mother really want to abort me like she told me all the time when I was growing up?

All the coat-hanger holes in your forehead weren't clue enough?

wow that was terrible. But damn i truly laughed out loud. What does that say about me

My one question would be how can i reach enlightenment. And if there is no answer then nothing matters anyway, so fvck it.

 

[kamikaze27]

Originally posted by: Luthien
Which religion is the real deal if any?

Our whole crowd is Methodist

 

[toolboxolio]

OP, I think you are thinking about all this more for your benefit than it may seem. Based on what I have read, I got the feeling that you are the one who needs to reconcile with what is reality. Your parents are divorced for a reason and they will never and can't ever fully explain the reasons why. You can't make two people be together, no matter how well you think you know them. In the end, they know themselves 100000000x better and their reasons for being apart may hurt you but that's life. If you care about your parents, you won't push them.

edit: My question would be "Why is my johnson sometimes longer, soft than it is hard?"