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If you could ask a mafia boss for a favor, what will it be?

Braznor

Braznor

Diamond Member
Say the Don owes you big.

He asks you to name something and he will get it done for you.

What will it be?
 
Nothing. I would save it until I needed his services. I keep a "bank account" of people that owe me something. I prefer people owe me, than me owe others.
 
free hookers and blow for life?
should only be a few months really. How much fun can you really have before a heart attack
 
Ichinisan said:
Make me a prince so I can get the girl.
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i'd ask to become just a distro point. no more leg work, no more worrying for my life sitting in a car with a gallon bag and gun under the seat, paranoid so and so's cousin isn't going to put a gun in my face, or worse.

i want the phone to ring, and there to just be a house in a nice part of town, with a trashbag of shotputs, in a cut out in the floor, contaiting a safe, where once a month or longer i have to drive a couple countys over, open said safe, take out one or more shotputs, put them in the fridge, leave, and on the way out program the security code.


then, watch a surveillance cam as another man i never have to meet, comes in, uses the security code i programmed at my prior visit, goes to the fridge for a shotput, leaves, reprogramming the security code, and sending the new code to someone, ANYONE who's not me.

and then next time i get the call, i rinse/repeat.


and monthly somewhere between 50-70 thousand dollars US is transferred to an array of accounts in banks across the country.
 
manimal said:
free hookers and blow for life?
should only be a few months really. How much fun can you really have before a heart attack
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Tons of fun can be had before a heart attack. I came close enough to end up in the ER six years ago. Didn't have a heart attack, but I was 39 weighed 249 (all muscle) drank beer, the party would start Thursday night, work Friday, party hard Friday night, all day Saturday, and Saturday night. It was a blast and I miss it sometimes, but after the hospital incident, I stopped.

Point being, you can have a lot of fun before a heart attack 🙂
 
Make me a princess so I can get the guy.




(or $20,000 and a plane ticket to Thailand, whichever is more economical)
 
zanejohnson said:
i'd ask to become just a distro point. no more leg work, no more worrying for my life sitting in a car with a gallon bag and gun under the seat, paranoid so and so's cousin isn't going to put a gun in my face, or worse.

i want the phone to ring, and there to just be a house in a nice part of town, with a trashbag of shotputs, in a cut out in the floor, contaiting a safe, where once a month or longer i have to drive a couple countys over, open said safe, take out one or more shotputs, put them in the fridge, leave, and on the way out program the security code.


then, watch a surveillance cam as another man i never have to meet, comes in, uses the security code i programmed at my prior visit, goes to the fridge for a shotput, leaves, reprogramming the security code, and sending the new code to someone, ANYONE who's not me.

and then next time i get the call, i rinse/repeat.


and monthly somewhere between 50-70 thousand dollars US is transferred to an array of accounts in banks across the country.
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The dreams of a drug addict are small indeed.
 
Which family? There's one that, well I'm not in good terms with. Long fucking story.

And BTW. No mob boss will give you 100 million. LMAO! A favor would be like give you a get out of jail free card. Pay off the judge, jury, witnesses, etc. Sex, blow, guns, property shit like that. Don't like someone have them eliminated. I suppose a few thousand could be had. But that isn't much of a "favor."
 
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John Connor said:
Which family? There's one that, well I'm not in good terms with. Long fucking story.

And BTW. No mob boss will give you 100 million. LMAO! A favor would be like give you a get out of jail free card. Pay off the judge, jury, witnesses, etc. Sex, blow, guns, property shit like that. Don't like someone have them eliminated. I suppose a few thousand could be had. But that isn't much of a "favor."
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$100 million? Nah, not greedy. I'd ask for 100k. In lieu of that, I'd save it for if I really needed somebody bribed or killed
 
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