If you could ask a mafia boss for a favor, what will it be?

[Braznor]

Say the Don owes you big.

He asks you to name something and he will get it done for you.

What will it be?

 

[lxskllr]

Nothing. I would save it until I needed his services. I keep a "bank account" of people that owe me something. I prefer people owe me, than me owe others.

 

[Ichinisan]

Make me a prince so I can get the girl.

 

[manimal]

free hookers and blow for life?
should only be a few months really. How much fun can you really have before a heart attack

 

[zanejohnson]

Make me a prince so I can get the girl.

i'd ask to become just a distro point. no more leg work, no more worrying for my life sitting in a car with a gallon bag and gun under the seat, paranoid so and so's cousin isn't going to put a gun in my face, or worse.

i want the phone to ring, and there to just be a house in a nice part of town, with a trashbag of shotputs, in a cut out in the floor, contaiting a safe, where once a month or longer i have to drive a couple countys over, open said safe, take out one or more shotputs, put them in the fridge, leave, and on the way out program the security code.


then, watch a surveillance cam as another man i never have to meet, comes in, uses the security code i programmed at my prior visit, goes to the fridge for a shotput, leaves, reprogramming the security code, and sending the new code to someone, ANYONE who's not me.

and then next time i get the call, i rinse/repeat.


and monthly somewhere between 50-70 thousand dollars US is transferred to an array of accounts in banks across the country.

 

[Cienja]

free hookers and blow for life?
should only be a few months really. How much fun can you really have before a heart attack

Tons of fun can be had before a heart attack. I came close enough to end up in the ER six years ago. Didn't have a heart attack, but I was 39 weighed 249 (all muscle) drank beer, the party would start Thursday night, work Friday, party hard Friday night, all day Saturday, and Saturday night. It was a blast and I miss it sometimes, but after the hospital incident, I stopped.

Point being, you can have a lot of fun before a heart attack

 

[Sonikku]

Make me a princess so I can get the guy.




(or $20,000 and a plane ticket to Thailand, whichever is more economical)

 

[Grooveriding]

https://youtu.be/XPTAjNVvrYg?t=123

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Axe putin and lukashenko.

 

[CZroe]

Make me a prince so I can get the girl.

Don "Genie" Corleone? I hope he has a good sense of humor.

 

[Greenman]

i'd ask to become just a distro point. no more leg work, no more worrying for my life sitting in a car with a gallon bag and gun under the seat, paranoid so and so's cousin isn't going to put a gun in my face, or worse.

i want the phone to ring, and there to just be a house in a nice part of town, with a trashbag of shotputs, in a cut out in the floor, contaiting a safe, where once a month or longer i have to drive a couple countys over, open said safe, take out one or more shotputs, put them in the fridge, leave, and on the way out program the security code.


then, watch a surveillance cam as another man i never have to meet, comes in, uses the security code i programmed at my prior visit, goes to the fridge for a shotput, leaves, reprogramming the security code, and sending the new code to someone, ANYONE who's not me.

and then next time i get the call, i rinse/repeat.


and monthly somewhere between 50-70 thousand dollars US is transferred to an array of accounts in banks across the country.

The dreams of a drug addict are small indeed.

 

[Iron Woode]

a piece of Tiramisu.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

$100 million

 

[Ichinisan]

Would The Don grant a sexual favor?

 

[waggy]

Would The Don grant a sexual favor?

I guess if he is into that kind of thing..where is he to ask?

 

[Ruptga]

A time machine

 

[Fanatical Meat]

If I ask for wealth how dirty would the money be?

 

[John Connor]

Which family? There's one that, well I'm not in good terms with. Long fucking story.

And BTW. No mob boss will give you 100 million. LMAO! A favor would be like give you a get out of jail free card. Pay off the judge, jury, witnesses, etc. Sex, blow, guns, property shit like that. Don't like someone have them eliminated. I suppose a few thousand could be had. But that isn't much of a "favor."

 

[jasonstevens584]

Get my professor to raise my grades. Ha

 

[Raduque]

Which family? There's one that, well I'm not in good terms with. Long fucking story.

And BTW. No mob boss will give you 100 million. LMAO! A favor would be like give you a get out of jail free card. Pay off the judge, jury, witnesses, etc. Sex, blow, guns, property shit like that. Don't like someone have them eliminated. I suppose a few thousand could be had. But that isn't much of a "favor."

$100 million? Nah, not greedy. I'd ask for 100k. In lieu of that, I'd save it for if I really needed somebody bribed or killed

 

[John Connor]

That's an easy one.

Get my professor to raise my grades. Ha

 

[WaTaGuMp]

 

[Rakehellion]

I would ask that rat bastard to go swim with the fishes.

 

[shortylickens]

Kill me quick.

 

[inachu]

Say the Don owes you big.

He asks you to name something and he will get it done for you.

What will it be?

Anandtech would ban me if I replied truthfully in this thread.