If you could add a 0 to anything in your life, what would it be?

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sdifox

No Lifer
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Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
Add 0 to my saving interest rate. :D The 0 that keeps on giving.

me like this one.

After checking my current chequeing account interest rate, I changed my mind...it's 0%...I'll be boring and add a 0 to my net take home :D Sure beats 10 times salary since most of that increase will go to the government.
 

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: Farang
Originally posted by: BrownTown
Lifespan would obviously be number 1, I'd be cool for making it to 700 :p. Aside from that, I'd imagine most people might want to add a 0 to the number of women they have slept with :p.

If the aging process was spread out and it didn't mean 630 years of being an old man, I choose lifespan. If not I choose women sexed.

That would still suck because everyone you know and care about would die in your lifetime.

I'd just like to add a zero to my annual salary.
 
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salary. I'd be set for life.

Edit: Let's go with interest rate on savings account. 18%? It's uber but imagine if I added it back when rates were around 3.5%. 35% rate? Anyway, I figure compounding interest will really help you out in no time. It'll force me to work a bit more but pretty soon it'll take over.
 

So

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Originally posted by: DLeRium
salary. I'd be set for life.

Edit: Let's go with interest rate on savings account. 18%? It's uber but imagine if I added it back when rates were around 3.5%. 35% rate? Anyway, I figure compounding interest will really help you out in no time. It'll force me to work a bit more but pretty soon it'll take over.

Sadly, this is going to add a zero. enjoy your 1.80% interest. :)
 

Cattlegod

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May 22, 2001
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I was originally going to say lifespan, but I'm not sure if I'd like watching everyone I ever grew attached to grow old and die generation after generation. I'd probably do it if 100 years from now we were to remove aging from our population.
 

darkxshade

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Mar 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: DLeRium
salary. I'd be set for life.

Edit: Let's go with interest rate on savings account. 18%? It's uber but imagine if I added it back when rates were around 3.5%. 35% rate? Anyway, I figure compounding interest will really help you out in no time. It'll force me to work a bit more but pretty soon it'll take over.

Sadly, this is going to add a zero. enjoy your 1.80% interest. :)

Doesn't say where the 0 can be added so for all we know could be 10.8%
 

darkxshade

Lifer
Mar 31, 2001
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The lifespan camp should also consider the fact that they can still be murdered at 40 and the salary camp should consider they can get fired(unless the 0 carries over to any job)
 

TestedAcorn

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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED BY ZEEEEEEEEEEEEERO! Hmm I'd have to add the zero to the gas mileage on my car. 180 mpg ftw.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Maybe IQ... I don't know if that would be fun personally, but it could potentially help mankind somehow?

You'd be torn down by the rest of society with average IQs. You'd be viewed as a threat and your views would differ from those of everyone else. It would be incredibly frustrating.
Screw them, I'd know how to manipulate them too.

An IQ well over 1000...that'd be crazy.



Originally posted by: dbk
Originally posted by: her209
Number of penises!

tentacle? :Q
Time to move to Japan, I guess.