If you could add a 0 to anything in your life, what would it be?

[eLiu]

Originally posted by: BrownTown
Lifespan would obviously be number 1, I'd be cool for making it to 700 . Aside from that, I'd imagine most people might want to add a 0 to the number of women they have slept with .

00 = 0 still...

 

[JohnCU]

salary for sure

 

[SmoochyTX]

Salary

 

[BrownTown]

Now that I think about it though, if I did 10x my salary I could probably just buy myself some more secks anyways...

 

[her209]

Number of penises!

 

[finite automaton]

I'm surprised no one said post count

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: invidia
Penis.

190 inches FTW

He didn't say, "Add 90", it's just the 0.

 

[BrownTown]

Originally posted by: finite automaton
I'm surprised no one said post count

thats what I'd want to DIVIDE by zero.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: BrownTown

Originally posted by: finite automaton
I'm surprised no one said post count

thats what I'd want to DIVIDE by zero.

???

 

[manlymatt83]

The amount of sex partners I've had

EDIT: waits for some smart ass to respond with "so 0 turns into 00?"

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: BrownTown

Originally posted by: finite automaton
I'm surprised no one said post count

thats what I'd want to DIVIDE by zero.

???

hehe... teh math iz fale!

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: manlymatt83
The amount of sex partners I've had

EDIT: waits for some smart ass to respond with "so 0 turns into 00?"

No... I believe you... so you want to take it from over 9000 guys huh? :Q

 

[finite automaton]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: manlymatt83
The amount of sex partners I've had

EDIT: waits for some smart ass to respond with "so 0 turns into 00?"

No... I believe you... so you want to take it from over 9000 guys huh? :Q

:Q

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: manlymatt83
The amount of sex partners I've had

EDIT: waits for some smart ass to respond with "so 0 turns into 00?"

No... I believe you... so you want to take it from over 9000 guys huh? :Q

Shit. I didn't cover that end.

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: BrownTown
Lifespan would obviously be number 1, I'd be cool for making it to 700 . Aside from that, I'd imagine most people might want to add a 0 to the number of women they have slept with .

00?

 

[MotF Bane]

Since I have no salary, I'll take IQ.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Maybe IQ... I don't know if that would be fun personally, but it could potentially help mankind somehow?

Careful, you'll end up a protector

I know nothing about that, but I hope it doesn't happen

 

[xanis]

My bank account.

 

[Farang]

I this thread is on a loop of ultra-witty insults.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Add 0 to my saving interest rate. The 0 that keeps on giving.

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: randay
amount of chicks done at the same time.

Add your left hand and your wish comes true!

 

[Alone]

Salary.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Maybe IQ... I don't know if that would be fun personally, but it could potentially help mankind somehow?

You'd be torn down by the rest of society with average IQs. You'd be viewed as a threat and your views would differ from those of everyone else. It would be incredibly frustrating.

Oh, I was pretty sure it was going to be no picnic personally (based on the highly scientific observations from watching The Nth Degree and Holoship), but with a chance to do something like this, I'd feel some sort of obligation to do something beneficial to the advancement of the earth somehow.

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
Since I have no salary, I'll take IQ.

That's what it comes down to for me. The world gets shittier every year, so life span is out. With a massive IQ, the money easily follows.

 

[MrMatt]

number of felony rape charges I've had brought against me (so it would be 70 with the 0)