"He was a wise man, who invented beer."
-Plato
"I would give all my fame for a pot of ale & safety."
-William Shakespeare, "Henry V"
"Beer is proof God loves us & wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin
"For a quart of ale is a dish for a King."
-William Shakespeare, "A Winter's Tale"
"Give me a woman who loves beer, & I will conquer the World."
-Kaiser Wilhelm
"No TV & No Beer Make Homer Go Crazy."
-Homer Simpson
I dont think we will see anything from your mouth on the same paper as these men.
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