If women were cars, what would you drive?

[oiprocs]

Assume that you don't buy her, instead you pay upkeep relative to the price of the car.

Kia Rio - cheap upkeep, but not much performance/amenities
Ferrari - ZOMG!!! however, this thing is a b!tch to upkeep

Base it off a combination of what you can REALLY afford and what you desire.

I'd go for one of those Mazda 3Speed Zooms or whatever. $15000 and zoom? Yes please.

 

[Maleficus]

You're weird.

 

[Fritzo]

I'd drive any car without a stick.

 

[hiromizu]

A Hyundai. Cheap, easy, functional and fun to pronounce.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Maleficus
You're weird.

Your name sounds like one of those Harry Potter characters, so in essence, you suck.

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'd drive any car without a stick.

:thumbsup:

 

[Maleficus]

Originally posted by: Oiprocs

Originally posted by: Maleficus
You're weird.

Your name sounds like one of those Harry Potter characters, so in essence, you suck.

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'd drive any car without a stick.

:thumbsup:

Maleficus sounds nothing like any character in Harry Potter, I have read them all so I know. Maleficus means wicked in latin. No I don't suck, YOU SUCK!

 

[brxndxn]

A Jeep Cherokee 4x4 5.7l with navigation..

A girl that doesn't mind it rough, in uncharted territory, who knows where she's going in life, doesn't cost a fortune, handles like a charm, can speed up when she needs to, doesn't mind carrying, towing, or hauling a thing or two, is American made, and has a nice rack.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Maleficus

Originally posted by: Oiprocs

Originally posted by: Maleficus
You're weird.

Your name sounds like one of those Harry Potter characters, so in essence, you suck.

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I'd drive any car without a stick.

:thumbsup:

Maleficus sounds nothing like any character in Harry Potter, I have read them all so I know. Maleficus means wicked in latin. No I don't suck, YOU SUCK!

I rest my case.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Ferrari. There is nothing that can even begin approach the pleasure of knowing that you're the only one with the knowledge and devotion to keep that engine screaming.

EDIT: I would do my own work, not pay another man to do it for me.

ZV

 

[Jaiguru]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Ferrari. There is nothing that can even begin approach the pleasure of knowing that you're the only one with the knowledge and devotion to keep that engine screaming.

EDIT: I would do my own work, not pay another man to do it for me.

ZV

Or the bling?

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Jaiguru

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Ferrari. There is nothing that can even begin approach the pleasure of knowing that you're the only one with the knowledge and devotion to keep that engine screaming.

EDIT: I would do my own work, not pay another man to do it for me.

ZV

Or the bling?

Money doesn't keep an engine running happily. You have to know how to treat it right. Besides, who wants to have to pay for it? Better to know that the car loves you too.

ZV

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Oiprocs

Originally posted by: Maleficus
You're weird.

Your name sounds like one of those Harry Potter characters, so in essence, you suck.

No, no, OP, your capacity to objectify women and characterize them into a classic phallic symbol indicates that not only do you have deep psychological issues, you also suck.

My mate is not an object, my mate is not a car. I do not characterize my loved ones in so demeaning a fashion because I realize that cars are objects, and nothing more.

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Oiprocs

Originally posted by: Maleficus
You're weird.

Your name sounds like one of those Harry Potter characters, so in essence, you suck.

No, no, OP, your capacity to objectify women and characterize them into a classic phallic symbol indicates that not only do you have deep psychological issues, you also suck.

My mate is not an object, my mate is not a car. I do not characterize my loved ones in so demeaning a fashion because I realize that cars are objects, and nothing more.

And you fail at quoting.



Edit: I don't compare cars to women. But, I drive a black Ford F150 4x4, make what you will of that ATOT. Oh, and it has the 5.4l V8,

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Vuvla (Volvo) - obvious

Seriously though, I could see two possibilities:

Honda Civic Si - average looking, but reliable, and can be really wound-up when you want.

Porsche 911 - Classic, high performance. Reliable, great looking and handles like a champ if you know what you're doing, but not insanely high-maintenance like a Ferrari.

Lolz...the only thing I'm riding right now is a hard buzz, so make of this what you will

 

[FallenHero]

A classic muscle car.

No nonsense, right to the point, mean looking and a screamer when you get them going.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

It's a tossup. Maybe a Toy truck. Tough, durable, reliable, fairly easy to maintain, plenty of power, looks good, and not a lot of bells and whistles.

 

[Ricochet]

I bought myself a Miata, only nobody told me it would turn into a full size SUV in a few years. :Q


/stolen quote from another forum member that I don't remember

 

[Injury]

Your mom.

 

[Throckmorton]

A Jeep. They do it in the woods.

 

[SSP]

A winnebago, so I can stay inside her 24/7.

 

[soydios]

BMW

 

[DarkThinker]

I would drive Terri Hatcher.

 

[sandorski]

Public Transit

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Oiprocs

Originally posted by: Maleficus
You're weird.

Your name sounds like one of those Harry Potter characters, so in essence, you suck.

No, no, OP, your capacity to objectify women and characterize them into a classic phallic symbol indicates that not only do you have deep psychological issues, you also suck.

My mate is not an object, my mate is not a car. I do not characterize my loved ones in so demeaning a fashion because I realize that cars are objects, and nothing more.

Let me introduce you to a new term to add to your vocabulary: relax.

There have been worse threads on here; you being a lifer, I would assume that you already knew that.

Or perhaps you have the deep psychological issues, evident by your ability to pound away at a keyboard for years on end.

 

[Cuda1447]

ROFL, some great answers.