Hah...Hah...Hah. No. Way. I've worked for Kmart, Walmart, Staffmark (working at a TNT Logistics warehouse that was being used for Home Depot products), and a computer company, unpacking built PCs at a customer location (a school) and setting them up. That was during the summer, when the school was all closed up with no active ventilation, hot as hell.
Win the lottery? I might call in before my shift would start, because I'd stay up all night in calm celebration, most likely.
Call manager or supervisor, "Hi, it's Jeff. My family just won the lottery, so I won't be in ever again. Enjoy your job." *click*
Heck, with enough money, I might conceivably just quit college, maybe do it part time as I please, taking only the few things that truly interest me.
Originally posted by: TheCrackedJack
Of course I wouldn't. The only reason I would ever work is pay the bills. If that's taken care of, I'd tell my employer to fornicate themselves with an iron rod.
Oh come on now. You'd have plenty of money. You could at least afford to provide them with a clean surgical-grade stainless steel rod upon which said fornication could transpire.
Originally posted by: bigredguy
Sharks with laser beams? That's rediculous, I don't work near the beach, we have grizzly bears with mini-guns.
Ooh, ooh, on tricycles too? With tutus on?
Originally posted by: akshatp
I hope you all know that 85% of all lottery winners in this country are in debt within 5 years of their "win"; not to mention friend-less and usually have major family problems arising from "hitting it big"
Most winners claim that winning the lottery was "the worst thing that could ever happen to them"
That being said, I would love to win the lottery
Because a lot of people tend to be stupid too. Why do you think there are so many people with credit card debt? Yes people, you
do have to pay for the stuff eventually. Win a 7-digit lottery and you should be set for life.