Originally posted by: FoBoT
users need to realize that network admins are smarter than they are and get over it
Precisely. At my university, I can look at the top talkers internal and external, by physical port on the Cisco gear, by MAC, by network port (we look at the top FTPers frequently), by IP, etc. I love making phone calls like this:
Me: Sir, this is IS&T Networking calling. Is this Mr. Ima Dipshit?
User: Yes, it is.
Me: I'm calling about the excessive network traffic coming from your room.
User: Excessive traffic?
Me: Yes. Specifically, FTP.
User: Are you sure you have the right computer?
Me: Yes. The computer name is I_Dipshit, and the database says the cable goes to your office.
User: Oh... well, still, I'm not FTPing anything.
Me: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Me: Well then, give me a moment to run a more in-depth analysis of traffic coming from this computer. Hmmm.... we're going to have to investigate this, since now that I look more closely, the last file transferred was "Lesbian Confessions #14.mpg". I know for sure this cable goes somewhere on that floor, and I'm sure the Dean of Engineering would be happy to assist me, and quite interested in the results of my investigation.
User: *very quietely* Oh sh!t. *pause* *normal vioce* Ummm... *pause*
Me: Precisely.
*long pause*
User: How about I look into this matter myself? I'm sure I could guarantee that there were be no more of this spurious network traffic.
Me: You do that. *click*
Me: *rolfpimp*
Yes, our equipment will find out file names of files being FTPed. And yes, I did have a conversation very like the one above, except I made up the file name (it was obviously porn, but I forget the specific name) and it was in a different department. And, obviously he wasnt actually named Ima Dipshit... though he should have been.
EDIT: when I called, I already knew he was uploading porn. But really, we dont have an official policy against porn, just excessive traffic. But I wasnt going to volunteer that information.