If Sonic the Hedgehog, Speedy Gonzales, & The Road Runner were in a foot race, who would win?

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purbeast0

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while i love sonic i'm definitely going to have to go with the road runner.

i mean i dont think once in the games did i ever see a trail of smoke when i ran with sonic, but in the cartoons i remember the road runner constantly just leaving smoke behind him as he ran off.
 

Eeezee

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Is there a buff naked man with a ring fetish waiting at the end of the race? If so, Sonic will win
 

venkman

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Road Runner. Think about, Sonic needs to build up his speed. RR can go 0-90 in a split second.
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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Originally posted by: jandrews
Originally posted by: moshquerade
i'm going to say RoadRunner. he might not be the fastest, but he's the most clever. which means he would still be out of there first.

well the coyote wasnt too bright, sonic has to fight a dang evil scientist he is not dummy.

The Coyote was a fantastic engineer - he just had the crappy Acme products to work with.
 

RadiclDreamer

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Sonic, he can run faster than sound and he can become super sonic given all of the chaos emeralds
 

DrPizza

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Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
Originally posted by: Baloo
Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
Originally posted by: JTsyo
I would pick sonic since he's the only one that can read the road signs, unless they are in Spanish.

Umm... RR reads English. Refer to any episode where Wile E. places something on the road with a sign that says "free".

And the road runner holds up a sign that says "road runners can't read."

Seems to be conflicting information. notice the picture near the bottom right. Road Runner is holding a sign that was clearly written by him... in English.

It says he can't read, not that he can't write! :p

The question is a marathon, not a 100 yard dash. Road-runner is not only just as fast as the others (faster), but Speedy is just a short distance runner.