If a woman tricks you into having a kid and then wants to collect child support

[ahenkel]

Well ok I suppose you'd have to water test it very soon after.

I do think you should take care of your own birth control. As stated before. You bring the condom, you put it on. you take it off, then you dispose of it.

 

[Lifted]

next time just put it in the butt and give her a facial. if she won't let you do either she clearly wants to get pregnant and wallet rape you.

 

[Wheezer]

LOL...."tricked"....LOL.....wtf is this the 1950's?

 

[Sea Moose]

This shouldn't be an issue or a debate. A child in the womb is a human, not a body part. A mother doesn't own their child. I don't see how aborting it is not murder.

Actually its similar to a tumor .

 

[Born2bwire]

LOL...."tricked"....LOL.....wtf is this the 1950's?

/me looks at avatar and W.C. Fields quote in sig.

Ummm.... apparently....

 

[LTC8K6]

They will even make you pay if you can prove you aren't the father...

We've seen cases like that...

 

[ichy]

LOL...."tricked"....LOL.....wtf is this the 1950's?

I know a couple of guys its happened to. "Sure honey, I'm on the pill." Poor bastards, although they were both being pretty stupid (the one girl was an obvious gold-digger who came from a family of losers, the other one was a stripper who'd already been knocked up once) for getting involved with women who were clearly bad news.

 

[bobdole369]

The simple fact that the child exists, and is your spawn is reason enough to demand and obtain support. However that child was conceived, any actions of the female are irrelevant.

 

[nerp]

She didn't trick you into ejaculating into her vagina. You did that.

 

[darkxshade]

can't believe no one asked for pics yet, ATOT is going downhill

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Get a vasectomy if you're that worried.

Done.

But definitely don't tell her.
That way if she cheats on you and tries to trick you.......Good times.

For sure this.

I know I won't be telling chicks until it's serious and to the point of talking about "spending our lives together" and all that crap (which is another issue, but not part of this thread).

I kinda hope one day that some chick does that so I can get some massive LOLZ out of it

 

[adairusmc]

Keep on digging your grave. :biggrin:

He needs to check out Abortion City

http://new.music.yahoo.com/bubba-the-love-sponge/tracks/abortion-city--180453315

 

[CPA]

This shouldn't be an issue or a debate. A child in the womb is a human, not a body part. A mother doesn't own their child. I don't see how aborting it is not murder.

While I agree with you, be ready to get hammered by some posters on here.

 

[Mursilis]

after she deceives me:

if i agree with her to give birth to the child then I would be glad to.

if i do not agree with her to give birth to the child and get an abortion instead, but she still wants the child, then she should be on her own.

If this is the way you think, you should stick with men as sex partners.

 

[FoBoT]

tricks you?

did she sneak into your testicles and steal your sperm?

don't you know where your sperm is? and what it is doing?

if you can't take responsibility for your sperm, then get your testicles removed

 

[Genx87]

Court wont view it like that. The court will determine what is best for the child.

 

[Regs]

You put your pee-pee in her hole. Did she disguise it as a bearded hand or something?

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Change your name and get the hell outta dodge.

 

[Cattlegod]

get custody and make her pay child support instead.

 

[surfsatwerk]

if you can prove that she tricked you into having a kid, would the court deny her from collecting child support?

I don't think it's fair that she should get child support payments if she said she used birth control but didn't or poked holes in the condom.

What possible trick could there have been? Did you expect her to have a penis when you fucked her? Because if you knew she was a woman then you know that babies can happen when you have sex with them.

 

[BoomerD]

She didn't trick you into ejaculating into her vagina. You did that.

"But your Honor, she TRICKED me into sticking my peenor into her va-jay-jay and tricked me into splooging inside her! It wasn't MY fault!"

 

[darkxshade]

Seriously, we need a pic. Because if she's a 400lb gorilla with a mustasche then indeed he was tricked... somehow.

 

[onza]

posting in lol thread.

U TRICKED ME INTO HAVING SEX.

 

[JackOfHearts]

Friend of mine married a chick, she got pregnant. Then started devorice proceedings and left him for the girlfriend... He is paying support....

 

[RKS]

OP did you mean to say tripped? Because I had a friend who's cousin's uncle in law knew a guy that slipped (while naked) and fell on to a naked girl and got her pregnant; so I know for a fact you can get tripped into getting a girl pregnant.