if a girl says you can get one wish and she will grant it

[SonnyDaze]

moar

 

[rasczak]

Why would you wish for no more sex?! D:

eunuch

 

[Via]

Why would you wish for no more sex?! D:

No, I want the sex.

Boy, I would have screwed myself big time if I had texted that wish to her.

 

[Barfo]

I'd ask her to reverse the new health care bill.

 

[RearAdmiral]

I'd wish that no woman could ever nag ever again.

 

[dank69]

All you need to eke out a living and to not have to work another day - is to have 1 million dollars in the bank. That means if you get a lump sum it'd need to be like 1.4mill or whatever the tax is.

If you make just 3% on that million - your income will be $30,000 per year.

Grab a roomate that works and play PS3 all day and live like Kramer.

Now since in the real world, NOBODY with a million makes only 3% on it. You easily stay ahead of inflation.

$30k a year? You can't even throw one party for that much.

 

[TridenT]

I would ask to be a god with unlimited super powers and all that shit.

:awe: I win. It's better than Dr. Manhattan. I can create planets, destroy worlds, make people believe I exist even if I really don't, and most of all... endless supplies of adorable kittens to snorgle at my disposal!

 

[moshquerade]

world peace

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Ask her to coerce a billionaire to privately gift you 1 billion dollars for no reason. Pay the taxes on it and have the rest free and legal. Surely it would be more than any lottery winnings even after taxes.

To have Bill Gates leave a substantial amount of his fortune to me upon his death tomorrow.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

world peace

Does that mean there is worldwide free love too?

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Exactly. Why limit it to one? I think one for every day of the week is a good number to start with.

Tiger Woods?

 

[daw123]

I would ask to be a god with unlimited super powers and all that shit.

:awe: I win. It's better than Dr. Manhattan. I can create planets, destroy worlds, make people believe I exist even if I really don't, and most of all... endless supplies of adorable kittens to snorgle at my disposal!

I beat you to it:

I would wish for god-like powers so that I no longer need the wish-granter. i.e. omnipotence and omniscience.

 

[Hacp]

a million just doesnt cut it these days

Haven't you heard? Million is the next billion.

 

[Elias824]

well I think the rules are it has to be somthing that paticular person could actually do, i.e they cant make you a god or get you billions of dollars. You could however wish you had all of her money (assuming she has any), or do something really creepy like wish her to get you a date with her mom. Sex forever with no strings attached is always good too though

 

[moshquerade]

Does that mean there is worldwide free love too?

of course. <3

 

[Krazy4Real]

she is in early 20s
she's cute + nice body
she's real

 

[eplebnista]

free home cooked meals for life