if a fat hairy midget wanted to increase his green vegetable intake, what green vegetables would he serve at breakfast?

[shortylickens]

Asking for a friend.

 

[lxskllr]

Spinach omelet, maybe some seasoned collards. I'd just drink some vegetable juice though.

 

[sandorski]

Spinach seems like a good idea. Asparagus on toast with cheese sauce works as well.

 

[sactoking]

Peas, of course.

Link

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

You can easily add spinach, kale or green peppers to stuff like omelets, quiche or breakfast burritos.

 

[ponyo]

What kind of veggie does your fat hairy midget friend like?

 

[shortylickens]

What kind of veggie does your fat hairy midget friend like?

Pizza.

Thats why he's fat.

 

[lxskllr]

Maybe try a cauliflower gluten free crust pizza. They might be just as bad. Might suck too. Got my first one today, but haven't tried it yet.

 

[WelshBloke]

Breakfast is not the time for green vegetables.

 

[Captante]

Asking for a friend.

Best I could do ... could be hairier!

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

Pizza.

Thats why he's fat.

Maybe the fat midget could just stop eating pizza for breakfast, have a bowl of Special K with lowfat milk instead and exercise once in a while. With those little legs a brisk walk around the block will be plenty.

 

[Exterous]

Spinach seems like a good idea. Asparagus on toast with cheese sauce works as well.

What kind of cheese sauce? And how do you prepare the asparagus?

 

[sdifox]

Stir fry chinese broccoli with garlic and salt.

 

[Maxima1]

This.

 

[lxskllr]

^^^ That looks kinda good.

 

[ponyo]

Pizza.

Thats why he's fat.

If he could cook, he could make scallion pancake.

Pizza is not why he's fat. It's lack of exercise. He can eat anything he wants as long as he exercise and burn it off.

 

[zinfamous]

Asparagus, so that when [your friend] goes around marking [their] territory, everyone knows it belongs to fat hairy midget.

 

[ponyo]

breakfast pho

Easiest is to buy Vitamix blender and make green juice each morning.
https://www.vitamix.com/us/en_us/recipes/ginger-greens-juice

 

[BoomerD]

When I saw the thread title, I thought, "just ask Shorty."

Then I opened the thread...dammit!

 

[Red Squirrel]

I personally like peas and brocoli as far as greens go since I can get them frozen. Stuff like spinach does not really freeze well and if you manage to actually go through a whole container before it goes bad you'll have other set of problems, like kidney stones. Basically I just get what's in the frozen section, and mix it up. Sometimes peas, sometimes vegetable mixes with different stuff, sometimes broccoli etc. I will just use it as a side when cooking chicken strips or fish or whatever. Sometimes even unconventional things like eggs. Instead of bacon and eggs I'll make eggs and veggies lol. Sometimes just making a salad works too, but it's the same deal as spinach, most of the stuff you use to make salad with does not freeze well, so now you're stuck eating salad for like 2 weeks and it still goes bad. I guess that's where growing your own stuff would work better, I really want to get into that eventually. Then you just take what you need as you need it.

Juicing is an option too, but it's very expensive as you go through quite a lot for a single glass. It's easier to just incorporate the veggies in the diet that way you get the fibres too. But with juicing you get the nutrients in your body faster. Or so they say. There's lot of debate on that whole topic.

 

[brainhulk]

Egg white omelette with spinach, mushrooms, green peppers, onions, cheese, tomatoes, and topped with avocado.

 

[WelshBloke]

Egg white omelette...

Why would you do that to someone?

 

[shortylickens]

Why would you do that to someone?

Cuz they're trying to lose weight?

 

[lxskllr]

Egg whites suck. Tastes like worms. If it came to that, I wouldn't eat eggs.

 

[snoopy7548]

Cuz they're trying to lose weight?

Eating vegetables only at breakfast won't help. You need to eat vegetables in all of your meals.