If a cat scratched you while you were petting it...

[cavemanmoron]

I have owned a cat;once.

Once was enough.

I have owned a dog twice,that was enough.

I was married Once,divorced once,That was enough also.LOL.

 

[shilala]

I like cats, but if they scratch me, I'll fvck them up.
It's neat when they hit the hardwood floor and can't get traction. You can boot them four or five times before they hit carpet and bolt.

 

[hypn0tik]

I play soccer with kittens. Kick them around and watch them fly. It brings me great joy.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

last one that scratched me while I was petting it got thumped on the head, and that cat hasn't been the same since. (it bats at string like it's right beside it, only the string is a foot away)

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Dude he scratched my foot. Refused to move too. Grabbed my airsoft pistol and I fired a warning shot and he scattered.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: DLeRium
Dude he scratched my foot. Refused to move too. Grabbed my airsoft pistol and I fired a warning shot and he scattered.

Man, I wouldn't even fire a warning shot. I'd so straight for the HEADSHOT!

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: brigden
Cats, unlike dogs, use discretion when showing affection. Perhaps that's why there are so many twats on here that dislike them.

Most cat owners practically BEG their cats for affection. If I'm a bastard for using that as a reason to not like them, well, I can live with that.

I have other reasons, too. Like the fact that their the moodiest sons of b1tches. Some cats are like women who have been on PMS their whole lives.

I don't need that crap.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Deeko
My cat is a psycho kitten and sometimes interprets any movement near her to be an invitation to 'wrestle' so she'll lash out.

Same here my Cat is phyco and constantly stalks me as his prey.....



Ausm

 

[ebaycj]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: pclstyle

Originally posted by: brigden
How many of those people who posted their hatred for cats are not white?

wtf? how is that relevant?

In my experience, asians and indians don't like cats.

Well, I happen to be a white, corn-fed midwesterner, and I'd sacrifice a cat in the name of Thursday... if it were legal.

QFT

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: brigden
Cats, unlike dogs, use discretion when showing affection. Perhaps that's why there are so many twats on here that dislike them.

Most cat owners practically BEG their cats for affection. If I'm a bastard for using that as a reason to not like them, well, I can live with that.

I have other reasons, too. Like the fact that their the moodiest sons of b1tches. Some cats are like women who have been on PMS their whole lives.

I don't need that crap.

My thought exactly - part of what makes me feel so good about a dog is you can just come home after a sh!tty day at work or school or whatever, and most dogs will be right there, jumping and licking and playing and curling up next to you anyways. I don't have to 'impress' my dog or negiotate my outward emotions to get them to love me. At least the dog that I have had will be one of those that can sense when you're sick and she'll stand at attention at the foot of your bed for hours (and days!) on end until you feel back to yourelf again.

 

[Vegitto]

I love cats, all cats, and I can honestly say that no cat has ever hurted me (on purpose). I mean, of course, if their scared by a bang or a dog or something, sure they'll be scared. Or, when you deflea them, they attack you, of course, the shst burns like hell.

I had a big, black cat, but he ran away, haven't seen him since. He always came to me when I was lying on my back, watching TV. He'd jump on my belly, come to my head, and wrap his paws around my neck, as in a hug-like fashion. He'd put his nose against mine, and lick my cheeck. God, I miss him.

 

[jerryjg]

First of all, i despise those -i cant even bring myself to say it! i hate those little bast%#@! I gleefully gloat when i see them smashed on the road. they are evil- just look at them- i loathe them! I wouldnt be petting them, and i would have shot it long before it scratched me. I apologize to my own cat, who is kept around only to be a mouser.Im sorry, but i can barely stand him either.

 

[Gand1]

Some people just don't know how to teach cats properly. My cat is actually pretty cool and besides the fact he plays with the dog (Chocolate lab/Irish Setter mix).... You know the dog and cat have been playing when the cat is wet!

Besides the fact it's not the cats' fault it was born with some sort of cocain substance running through it's viens! (This should explain the sudden realization of dashing off into another room and acting like nothing happened.)

 

[Otaking]

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
I have owned a cat;once.

Once was enough.

I have owned a dog twice,that was enough.

I was married Once,divorced once,That was enough also.LOL.

:laugh:

 

[40Hands]

Wow some of you people are fvcking stupid. "Uhh yah, I would so kick it down some stairs...yah thats what I would do." "Cats serve no purpose but dogs are awesome, my ignorance also knows no bounds"

:roll:

 

[Kelemvor]

Was it playing? Were you hurting it and it needed to get away? Is it a cat that doesn't like being petted wher eyou were petting it? Tons of reasons why a cat would scratch someone and most of them aren't the cat's fault.

 

[40Hands]

Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Was it playing? Were you hurting it and it needed to get away? Is it a cat that doesn't like being petted wher eyou were petting it? Tons of reasons why a cat would scratch someone and most of them aren't the cat's fault.

Don't worry most of these cat haters don't know how to properly interact with something that could very well be smarter then themselves.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: BroeBo
Wow some of you people are fvcking stupid. "Uhh yah, I would so kick it down some stairs...yah thats what I would do." "Cats serve no purpose but dogs are awesome, my ignorance also knows no bounds"

:roll:

Hey, I think I saw your sense of humor on ebay for $1.50.

 

[torpid]

Just an interesting observation. If someone was petting a cat and the cat scratched them because they are idiots who don't know how to pet a cat, then they hit the cat, I'm willing to bet that they would soon find themselves hit over the head with a blunt object, if not by the owner then by me.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: BroeBo
Wow some of you people are fvcking stupid. "Uhh yah, I would so kick it down some stairs...yah thats what I would do." "Cats serve no purpose but dogs are awesome, my ignorance also knows no bounds"

:roll:

Hey, I think I saw your sense of humor on ebay for $1.50.

It's up to $1.50 now? :shocked:

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: BroeBo
Wow some of you people are fvcking stupid. "Uhh yah, I would so kick it down some stairs...yah thats what I would do." "Cats serve no purpose but dogs are awesome, my ignorance also knows no bounds"

:roll:

Hey, I think I saw your sense of humor on ebay for $1.50.

Yeah, I bought it. Too bad it was DOA, so I had to throw it out.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: torpid
Just an interesting observation. If someone was petting a cat and the cat scratched them because they are idiots who don't know how to pet a cat, then they hit the cat, I'm willing to bet that they would soon find themselves hit over the head with a blunt object, if not by the owner then by me.

Then your body would be thrown in the garbage can next to the dead cat.

 

[dighn]

i'd chop it up and feed it to the birds

not really. but i don't like cats.

 

[91TTZ]

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