I'd like to give up but...

[schneiderguy]

They're on bbzzdd.. I know jello has them on his profile thing.

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/ATOT_T-shirts/Trident2.png that wasn't hard...

 

[TridenT]

Then go away and stop posting here. All you do is go emo here and don't try to do anything to improve yourself. You've received more advice than anybody here and refuse to follow any of it.

Seriously, just go away and cry yourself to sleep.

I don't cry, so that's kinda hard to do. :/

 

[Capt Caveman]

That would never happen. :/ So, I don't see the point of saying that.

Then why continue going on since no one that meets your standards will ever date someone with such a shitty personality and attitude like yours. Just sit in your basement and sponge off your parents til your finally grow a pair of balls.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Hell no.

In that case, you are hopeless. Unless that's an extremely favorable photo for her, she's a good few integers above you.

EDIT: Not to jump on the insult-TridenT's-appearance train as you're better looking than I am now, but now I'm convinced that you're a textbook example of why conservative types worry about pornography ruining the nation's youth.

 

[TridenT]

Then why continue going on since no one that meets your standards will ever date someone with such a shitty personality and attitude like yours. Just sit in your basement and sponge off your parents til your finally grow a pair of balls.

You didn't read the first few sentences of this thread did you?

Sigh... Maybe if you read it you'd understand.

 

[TheVrolok]

You didn't read the first few sentences of this thread did you?

Sigh... Maybe if you read it you'd understand.

How old are you again?

 

[TridenT]

In that case, you are hopeless. Unless that's an extremely favorable photo for her, she's a good few integers above you.

EDIT: Not to jump on the insult-TridenT's-appearance train as you're better looking than I am now, but now I'm convinced that you're a textbook example of why conservative types worry about pornography ruining the nation's youth.

How am I a textbook example of that?

Unless every single kid at school was fapping hard to porn at age 5 and up to the hottest people ever then I don't see how that is relevant. I've been told all my life I am ugly, it's not some recent development.

I've been pretty fugly all my life.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

You didn't read the first few sentences of this thread did you?

Sigh... Maybe if you read it you'd understand.

And the circular logic is complete! yay! :awe:

 

[alevasseur14]

You place far too much emphasis on evolution. Don't do that.

 

[TridenT]

You place far too much emphasis on evolution. Don't do that.

You really think if I had a choice I would give a shit about anything? If I could flip a switch to turn off all attraction/wants for women, I'd do it. There's a biological (i.e. evolutionary) reason for why I can't do it.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

You really think if I had a choice I would give a shit about anything? If I could flip a switch to turn off all attraction/wants for women, I'd do it. There's a biological (i.e. evolutionary) reason for why I can't do it.

Yup...

There's a hole in the bucket,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
There's a hole in the bucket,
Dear Liza, there's a hole.

Then fix it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then fix it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, fix it.

With what shall I fix it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I fix it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With a straw, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With a straw, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, with a straw.

But the straw is too long,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
But the straw is too long,
Dear Liza, too long

Then cut it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then cut it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, cut it.

With what shall I cut it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I cut it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With an axe, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With an axe, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, an axe.

The axe is too dull,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
The axe is too dull,
Dear Liza, too dull

Then sharpen it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then sharpen it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, sharpen it.

With what shall I sharpen it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I sharpen it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With a stone, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With a stone, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, a stone.

The stone is too dry,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
The stone is too dry,
Dear Liza, too dry

Then wet it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then wet it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, wet it.

With what shall I wet it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I wet it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With water, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With water, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, with water.

How shall I get it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza,
How shall I get it,
Dear Liza, how shall I?

In the bucket, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
In the bucket, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, in the bucket.

There's a hole in the bucket.

 

[alevasseur14]

You already know what I think. You're a whiny kid who blames his shortcomings on 'wise and beautiful woman girls' and 'evolution'.

Don't get me wrong, I believe in evolution. However, I don't use it as a crux for all my failures.

 

[Capt Caveman]

You didn't read the first few sentences of this thread did you?

Sigh... Maybe if you read it you'd understand.

Yes, I did. You use the word evolution to say you don't have any balls to do anything about your life. Just like how you have excuses for failing at life. Why even post? I can't think of anything more pathetic than wanting negative attention. You're such a dumbass, you don't even use evolution in the proper context.

 

[TridenT]

You already know what I think. You're a whiny kid who blames his shortcomings on 'wise and beautiful woman girls' and 'evolution'.

Don't get me wrong, I believe in evolution. However, I don't use it as a crux for all my failures.

You really think I have a reason to blame myself for looking like shit? I mean, how dense are you and how little do you understand about biology?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

You really think I have a reason to blame myself for looking like shit? I mean, how dense are you and how little do you understand about biology?

You don't look like shit

 

[alevasseur14]

You really think I have a reason to blame myself for looking like shit? I mean, how dense are you and how little do you understand about biology?

Don't be a little prick and sit there assuming you know more about biology than I do. You don't know me.

I'll tell you this, though: In my first post, I told you to stop placing too much emphasis on evolution. It's still true. You suck.

 

[Capt Caveman]

You don't look like shit

His personality and attitude sure are though.

 

[TridenT]

Yes, I did. You use the word evolution to say you don't have any balls to do anything about your life. Just like how you have excuses for failing at life. Why even post? I can't think of anything more pathetic than wanting negative attention. You're such a dumbass, you don't even use evolution in the proper context.

What? I never said that. I've tried suicide. I've tried to succeed with women. Both many times. They both don't work. I've had some pretty big balls for having tried many things and still trying even when I would fail anyway. (Although, really, I just call that stupidity because that's what it is)

Again, you guys already proved my points. You said fat ugly chick can't score the incredibly handsome charming muscular man. You said I am trying to do that. I said I am trying to do that. I said I blame that on my genetics because I was not born attractive. (Derp derp, evolution got me those genetics) Now I am saying that genetics also controls many other mechanisms besides physical looks. It controls how your brain works too! (OH SNAP, IT DOES!)

Now you're saying it's my fault because I somehow chose my height, face, dick size, appetite, hand size, foot size, everything... and it's all my fault because somehow I chose that.

You're being an asshat.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

How am I a textbook example of that?

Unless every single kid at school was fapping hard to porn at age 5 and up to the hottest people ever then I don't see how that is relevant. I've been told all my life I am ugly, it's not some recent development.

I've been pretty fugly all my life.

Because she looks at least a point above average, and no one looking for a girlfriend not spoiled with pornography would say "Hell no." to her. Unless you're Quebert, in which case it doesn't matter since there are a bazillion BBWs for him to choose between.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

How old are you?

 

[El Guaraguao]

wait a sec...you ever seen that one dave chappelle skit called the 3 daves? remember his younger part of the skit where he was all emotional n border line homo n shit? well, you remind me of the younger dave.

heres a shitty rip of the skit from dave chappelle show im talkin bout.

 

[IGBT]

do like the rest of these guys do out here. Smoke dope.

 

[TridenT]

Because she looks at least a point above average, and no one looking for a girlfriend not spoiled with pornography would say "Hell no." to her. Unless you're Quebert, in which case it doesn't matter since there are a bazillion BBWs for him to choose between.

I don't find her attractive and I've known her before I watched porn... so it's not the porn. I never found her attractive.

Oh, and porn never did anything to me in relation to how I view women.

 

[Capt Caveman]

What? I never said that. I've tried suicide. I've tried to succeed with women. Both many times. They both don't work. I've had some pretty big balls for having tried many things and still trying even when I would fail anyway. (Although, really, I just call that stupidity because that's what it is)

Again, you guys already proved my points. You said fat ugly chick can't score the incredibly handsome charming muscular man. You said I am trying to do that. I said I am trying to do that. I said I blame that on my genetics because I was not born attractive. (Derp derp, evolution got me those genetics) Now I am saying that genetics also controls many other mechanisms besides physical looks. It controls how your brain works too! (OH SNAP, IT DOES!)

Now you're saying it's my fault because I somehow chose my height, face, dick size, appetite, hand size, foot size, everything... and it's all my fault because somehow I chose that.

You're being an asshat.

Oh, poor baby. Truth hurts. Yes, keep on using excuses to fail at life. Pathetic loser. And no, you have no balls. If you did, you would be doing things to improve yourself. But you don't, you blame everything on your genetics. Yeah, you couldn't improve your physique which would improve your confidence. Hell, work hard and make some money for plastic surgery or hookers. Bill Gates is ugly as sin and he's married to an attractive woman and worth billions.

Seriously, go cry somewhere else. The fat chick at least will settle and find other areas(kindness, personality, intelligence, etc) to be attractive in a partner. If your lame excuse over evolution was true, you wouldn't be whining here. Shit, even an average looking, avg intelligent women would improve the genetics of any offspring you had.

So, go find the forum that skimmilk and fbb go to and join their emo party.

 

[lyssword]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWS_iZbKY0&feature=related listen to this and stfu