I would have killed her !! LITERALLY

SergeantDan

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I thought you guys would find this interesting at the least! I Just got off the phone with a friend from work. I had to calm him down, as he was about to lose all sanity. I think he is on his way to go out and get drunk now. This last weekend he was complaining about a dust problem he was having with his computer. It was casual talk, and the subject was quickly dropped and moved on. Well he came home this evening and couldnt figure out why his computer was smoking, and then make a big screeching noise, then nothing but a blank monitor screen. It turns out his wife thought she was gonna help him with his dust problem by squirting a bunch of "endust" furniture cleaner all over the outside of case and inside the case, and all over the motherboard etc. WHen he told me this I accidently laughed at first because I thought he was kidding :D, turns out by his anger and cussing, and the word b!tch over 500 times, and her crying in the background, I shouldnt have laughed. But my GOD! I never heard of anyone, and I mean ANYONE being that STUPID!!!:Q
 

pulse8

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ah well...crap happens...it's really funny, though, and they'll find it as such in the future. :)
 

Sluggo

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It would be a good idea to let your future bride know about this thread. Then she could decide if marrying a person who put more value on a computer than her life is really such a hot idea. ;)

Was the case open? How did she get so much stuff inside?
 

lowfatbaconboy

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*extremely sarcastic*wow i mean who woulda thought spraying crap on electronic equpiment would screw it up i mean i thought u could use ur computer in the pool?
geez those things are so expensive and they aren't even water proof!
 

JohnnyKnoxville

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And this is a reason to get his wife to cry??? What a loser,get over it she was just trying to help.What was it, his prized p2-200?Upgrade f00
 

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<< That's bad, but oh well, not worth getting THAT steamed over. >>



Yeah I know, especially calling her a b!tch. Poor girl :(

 

KevinH

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Actually any man that would verbally abuse his wife over a material things is a prick.
 

frizzlefry

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Yeah, feel bad for the girl. Man, that guys being a jerk. You do not call your GF or wife a bitch. Ever! That's just rude and demeaning. She was just trying to help the guy. Some women don't know much about electronics and cannot be expected to understand certain things if they aren't taught it. Sad...sad....sad.... :|
 

pulpp

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i dont see anything funny about him disrespecting his wife and hurting her feelings, she was trying to help, you know we are not all geeks born with a spoon in our mouth, in the same way shw knows things that he have no clue about, what an asshole...
 

SergeantDan

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OK, maybe I was exagerating. I would not actually slay my beautiful wife over my most precious of toys. But I also wouldnt have married someone who must have had a brain drain earlier in life. But in reply to a few posts, she actually opened the case, and sprayed the cleaner all over. He has one of those new easy open side cases. Im surprised she had enough sense to turn it off.
 

ThisIsMatt

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<< And this is a reason to get his wife to cry??? What a loser,get over it she was just trying to help.What was it, his prized p2-200?Upgrade f00 >>

Seriously. That guy's an ass any way you look at it. No reason to make her cry. If I was there I woulda bish slapped him and *comforted* her.
 

Doctorweir

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Didn't he tell her not to run water cooler leakage simulations, while the power is still on...?
Buahahahaha...:D

But honestly, I like my idiot-secure case with good old screws...you just have to hide the screwdrivers... ;)
 

Amused

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Getting pissed is one thing. Making the wife cry and repeatedly calling her vulgar names is another. What a jerk-off. Do his wife a favor and give her the number of a women's shelter so she can get some self esteem counseling and lose this abusive idiot.
 

pulpp

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<< OK, maybe I was exagerating. I would not actually slay my beautiful wife over my most precious of toys. But I also wouldnt have married someone who must have had a brain drain earlier in life. But in reply to a few posts, she actually opened the case, and sprayed the cleaner all over. He has one of those new easy open side cases. Im surprised she had enough sense to turn it off. >>



and i suppose your mindless geek-ass can takecare of yourself, take of a house, takecare of several other people, and still have a job, and do everything else? women usually work much harder than men, and under no situation he can disrespect his wife, not to mention she was trying to help here, that sounds to me like domestic absue and this guy should get his ass in check, before saying she had a brain drain, look at how ignorant and childish what you said is. just because you know something doesnt mean the whole world knows it. and it doesnt give you the right to look down at those who dont. modesty is how you grow bigger in the eyes of others moron.
 

wolf550e

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How much was the loss?

Since I know I will only marry the absolutely perfect woman (or not marry at all), this kind of sh!t wont happen to me, but i truly am sorry for him and his rig, and for her, because a person who doesnt know that spraying sh~t on electronics is bad... well... you know.
 

kingz

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I hope shes crying because she realized what a f*ck head shes with and now she gotta leave him
 

y2kc

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He's an idiot and you would have &quot;literally&quot; killed her....??? In my humble opinion there's not a computer on this planet that is worth a human life. I think you and your friend need to take a long look at your priorities. Maybe you two should hook up. He called her B!tch 500 times while she wept in the background and you laughed at HER stupidity????? I feel sorry for all three of you (especially her).