I would fight this bear

[squirrel dog]

he left his calling card .

 

[Ichinisan]

he left his [falling turd] .

Fixed.

 

[kage69]

I had a coyote do that once. Caught a loner sneaking around the place, yelled at him to piss off and he didn't. I remember thinking why aren't they this bold when I have a rifle in my hands? So I picked up a branch and walked towards him at a brisk pace, thought maybe he'll think the branch is a gun and haul ass.

Instead, we had like a 15min stare down contest and when I got tired of it and started looking for rocks to lob at him, this little fucker calmly walks back towards me up the drive way for about 20ft, turns tail and drops a load right there in the middle of my driveway, then trots away like nothing happened.


The....audacity! Not even sure I can shoot that little bastard now, part of me is too impressed.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Nope. All those stories of bears breaking into houses. They crap there too. That is the real mess.

Yeah a bear has been stalking my parents neighbourhood, one morning my dad noticed a huge pile of poop near his yard. :awe:

 

[JEDIYoda]

THE DISRESPECT

https://player.vimeo.com/video/140222660

You would get seriously owned by this bear!!

 

[norseamd]

The....audacity!

Seems you need to read up on some Native American mythology.

 

[MtnMan]

That fool is luck that the bear only gave a shit about him. One swipe from one of the front paws would leave that idiot in a world of hurt.

 

[Charmonium]

D:

I thought they only do that in the woods. :hmm:

You're thinking of the pope. :awe: