I WON A 16 LB. PROSCIUTTO DI PARMA!!!!

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: idiotekniQues
kramer sliced air once!

Ahhhh, the SP 2000! Are you checked out on it?

 

[Specop 007]

Ok, so you won 16 pounds of pork.

Cool.

 

[SoulAssassin]

Didn't the mythbusters use this for rocket fuel? With that much you could probably make it to Mars.

 

[uberman]

Take it to a butcher and pay him to cut it paper thin for you. You may be able to wrap some of it and freeze it. Check first. I have a butcher in WA state that makes it. He makes German Shinken, it is one step below sex.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: uberman
Take it to a butcher and pay him to cut it paper thin for you. You may be able to wrap some of it and freeze it. Check first. I have a butcher in WA state that makes it. He makes German Shinken, it is one step below sex.

nope, can't freeze it. freezing causes the texture to change and alters the taste.

 

[Chronoshock]

Update from the OP required! Have you eaten any yet and if so, how is it?

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Update from the OP required! Have you eaten any yet and if so, how is it?

buying a good slicer after work from the Chefs emporium. I will prepare some tonight and take some pics.

 

[Juno]

*munches hard salami*

 

[KeithTalent]

You should make a suit out of it, Jame Gumb style.

KT

 

[hiromizu]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
You should make a suit out of it, Jame Gumb style.

KT

Lots of red wine - preferably shiraz, fresh arugula, basil, olive oil and feast like a beast.

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by: uberman
Take it to a butcher and pay him to cut it paper thin for you. You may be able to wrap some of it and freeze it. Check first. I have a butcher in WA state that makes it. He makes German Shinken, it is one step below sex.

And who might this butcher be? I've never tried prosciutto

 

[Shadow Conception]

Sell it on Craigslist as bulk beef.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Shadow Conception
Sell it on Craigslist as bulk beef.

err, you know it's pork right?

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Shadow Conception
Sell it on Craigslist as bulk beef.

err, you know it's pork right?

Who cares? It's bigger than a breadbox, and an alternator!

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Shadow Conception
Sell it on Craigslist as bulk beef.

err, you know it's pork right?

Who cares? It's bigger than a breadbox, and an alternator!

except it's not beef!

 

[Steve]

Who cares?

 

[alkemyst]

wow they went out of their way to invite you, only to finally give you MEAT and it went over your head.

/fail.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: randay
replace your cars alternator.

I LOL'd!

:laugh:

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
wow they went out of their way to invite you, only to finally give you MEAT and it went over your head.

/fail.

that was lame even for your usual

 

[IceBergSLiM]

UPDATE


My Tool yeah its 10 inches - pros3.jpg ( and obligatory glass of red wine in the background)

unwrapped ready for devouring pros2.jpg

wrapped up in saran wrap after first session. prosc1.jpg

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Shadow Conception
Sell it on Craigslist as bulk beef.

err, you know it's pork right?

Who cares? It's bigger than a breadbox, and an alternator!

except it's not beef!

What you seem not to know, is that it is as least as sublime as the best beef you've ever tasted, and arugably more so.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

bump for day crew so they can see new pics

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: alkemyst
wow they went out of their way to invite you, only to finally give you MEAT and it went over your head.

/fail.

that was lame even for your usual

so stag/bachelor party is the cool way to describe bingo with grandma?

 

[SZLiao214]

Look up a few Italian dishes that use it

I remember there being a cream posta with prosciuto

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Shadow Conception
Sell it on Craigslist as bulk beef.

err, you know it's pork right?

Who cares? It's bigger than a breadbox, and an alternator!

except it's not beef!

What you seem not to know, is that it is as least as sublime as the best beef you've ever tasted, and arugably more so.

err, I know Prosciutto di Parma. Don't really care for it, but hey, taste is personal. I am more partial to Spanish variety (Jamón serrano, Iberico is too expensive).

I was just objecting to the fact that you are referring to it as bulk beef when it is most definitely not Beef.