I will draw a picture of you

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EliteRetard

Diamond Member
Mar 6, 2006
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*looks through thread*

Error 404: Porn not found

The porn cannot be displayed

The porn you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or your cramped, sticky fingers may have typed in the wrong URL.

Please try the following:


Click the Refresh button, or take a cold shower and try again later.

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. Look closely, as excessive masturbation is known to affect vision.

To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the General tab, click Settings. Then click View Files and delete all those cookies from the sex sites you have been leering at before your local area network (LAN) administrator, boss, spouse, children, parents, or significant other discovers what a pathetic little pervert you are.

If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover dirty pictures.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Dirty Pictures.

Some porn sites require money. It is recommended to use someone else's credit card, but for that kind of jack, it's probably cheaper to drag your pale, pasty carcass to a nudie bar and look at real sluts. WARNING-There is NO sex in the Champagne Room.

If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, -Oh, never mind! You don't know what you're doing. You might as well bust open your weird uncle's footlocker he stashed in the crawlspace and look at his vintage, moldy 1950's nudist magazine collection.

Click the Back button to try another skanky site.


Cannot find smut server or DNS Error
Internet Explorer
 

brianmanahan

Lifer
Sep 2, 2006
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as far as I know, I am the only member specially blessed with a personalized pome. :wub:

see sig:

not trues, printer bandit also shares your glorious privilege! :awe:

printer bandit, fearsome lord of darkness
a hellish might, and savage in his starkness
with pure evil and petty theft conjoined
he rests not till all deskjets are purloined

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=33304856&postcount=15

as do i!

(but yours is the most specialist :wub:)
 

Tweak155

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Bumping one of the most epic threads in ATOT history even though it's only been 3 months. If you haven't seen it you will thank me! MODS - PLEASE DO NOT LOCK THIS EPIC THREAD!!
 

JoetheLion

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I've read it from the beginning to the third page, but I almost died of laughter in the office...phew, I cannot dare to move to page 4... not with all the stares from my colleagues.
 

Mixolydian

Lifer
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gilramirez.net
Will you draw a picture of my eye?

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