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I went to a Hypnotism seminar

Wag

Diamond Member
This guy was a licensed (Cracker-Jax?) hypnotist, and gave an hour talk on it. Showed us a video of him "hypnotizing" someone and then "hypnotized" us at the end of his talk.

He was selling himself really hard, telling you how much he would help you. Seemed no different to me than guided meditation, and when I asked him to distinguish the two all he said was, "Meditiation can be hypnotic".

Seemed pretty much like faith healing to me. Anyone going for help is self-motivated anyways. Needless to say I was unimpressed.
 
Did he have a heart attack and die while you were hypnotized, causing you to not care about work at all and eventually date Jennifer Aniston?
 
Originally posted by: iamme
what happened when he "hypnotized" you at the end?
Nothing. He just talked us through some relaxation thing. Close your eyes, relax, go to your happy place, wake up feeling refreshed.
 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Did he have a heart attack and die while you were hypnotized, causing you to not care about work at all and eventually date Jennifer Aniston?

I don't think he would be posting if he was dating Jennifer Aniston. 😉
 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Did he have a heart attack and die while you were hypnotized, causing you to not care about work at all and eventually date Jennifer Aniston?
I care about work? I guess it worked!😛

 
Originally posted by: paruhd0x
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Did he have a heart attack and die while you were hypnotized, causing you to not care about work at all and eventually date Jennifer Aniston?

I don't think he would be posting if he was dating Jennifer Aniston. 😉

You never know with this crowd...
 
Originally posted by: Wag
Originally posted by: iamme
what happened when he "hypnotized" you at the end?
Nothing. He just talked us through some relaxation thing. Close your eyes, relax, go to your happy place, wake up feeling refreshed.

do you have a power animal?
 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: paruhd0x
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Did he have a heart attack and die while you were hypnotized, causing you to not care about work at all and eventually date Jennifer Aniston?

I don't think he would be posting if he was dating Jennifer Aniston. 😉

You never know with this crowd...

Jennifer Aniston is so ugly! I would never do her..




(had to get that response out of the way..)
 
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