It was a surprise
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Dear Mr. Sawyer, You don't know who I am but I know who you are and I know what you done. You had sex with my mother and then you stole my dad's money all away. So he got angry and he killed my mother and then he killed himself, too. All I know is your name. But one of these days I'm going to find you and I'm going to give you this letter so you'll remember what you done to me. You killed my parents, Mr. Sawyer.
Congrats - unless your wife is a doctor and you're a street performer, you just bought yourself a cruise. It's a nice credit card statement surprise down the road, too!
Enjoy the listeria and the possibility of being eaten by sharks while the cruise ship steams away.
J/K I went on Majesty of the Seas to Bahamas and Key West last year. Tons of fun!