I want to wish all of you a Merry Christmas...

[D1gger]

D1gger, I find your use of the term "sexual preference" to be offensive. Please, think of the children. (In a non-pedophile sort of way.)

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry Sorry ... sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm terribly sorry for having offended. It was not meant in anyway to offend the delicate sensibilities of any readers and the above mentioned wishes are hereby withdrawn.

 

[Geocentricity]

jesus better get me a fucking mountain bike.

He offered a way to God the Father; I think that is more than anything we could ever ask for..... but sending a mountain bike would be on my list too

 

[Fritzo]

A local Jehovah's Witness said that Christmas was done to make Christianity more "marketable" in a time when it was still young, so they incorporated some of the old traditions like the winter festivities - and that the big deal with Jesus wasn't his birth, but his death. (That's of course why we celebrate it with rabbits that hide eggs filled with candy.)

Watch this episode of South Park...it explains all:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1105

Hippitus Hoppitus