I want to have sex......

[Last Rezort]

with you.

EDIT:
Only if you're a female.

 

[apac]

ok

 

[neutralizer]

Lemme find sonz70 for you.

 

[BigJ]

Is sonz70 here right now?

 

[david46675]

time for a 7hour greyhound bus ride?

 

[deftron]

I wouldn't have sex with you if you were my Last Rezort

 

[StevenYoo]

i don't want to know your name

i just want

BANG BANG BANG

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: deftron
I wouldn't have sex with you if you were my Last Rezort

bazing.

 

[DAGTA]

No.

rejection++

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: deftron
I wouldn't have sex with you if you were my Last Rezort

nice word play!

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Is sonz70 here right now?

He has a client presently.

However, he said Last Rezort is welcome to join in @ a discounted price

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
i don't want to know your name

i just want

BANG BANG BANG

fine with me

 

[Insomniak]

Elapsed time to Sonz joke: 1.2 seconds


Nice guys, nice.

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: deftron
I wouldn't have sex with you if you were my Last Rezort

nice pun!

Thats not a pun smart guy, its a play on words.
geesh

 

[suse920]

ban0rz

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: david46675
time for a 7hour greyhound bus ride?

:thumbsup:

 

[Ryan]

Me to - and not with you - I have people in mind

 

[intogamer]

get a vibrator

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: intogamer
get a vibrator

I dont take it in the butt, but thanks for the tip.

 

[aircooled]

you need to practice with yourself first before you are ready for a real girl.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
with you.

EDIT:
Only if you're a female.

So why are you posting this on a set of forums where the male to female ratio is approximately 1000:1 ?

 

[The Green Bean]

Originally posted by: deftron
I wouldn't have sex with you if you were my Last Rezort

:thumbsup:

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: aircooled
you need to practice with yourself first before you are ready for a real girl.

I dont think ill ever be ready for a real girl. Im only 14 now, and my parents have blocked out porn sights. They have also taken to putting a gps tracking watch on my arm to know where i am. I hate my parrents.

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort

Originally posted by: aircooled
you need to practice with yourself first before you are ready for a real girl.

I dont think ill ever be ready for a real girl. Im only 14 now, and my parents have blocked out porn sights. They have also taken to putting a gps tracking watch on my arm to know where i am. I hate my parrents.

steal neighbor wireless

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort

Originally posted by: aircooled
you need to practice with yourself first before you are ready for a real girl.

I dont think ill ever be ready for a real girl. Im only 14 now, and my parents have blocked out porn sights. They have also taken to putting a gps tracking watch on my arm to know where i am. I hate my parrents.

Yet they let you get drunk off your ass?