I want to have sex......

[apac]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort

Originally posted by: aircooled
you need to practice with yourself first before you are ready for a real girl.

I dont think ill ever be ready for a real girl. Im only 14 now, and my parents have blocked out porn sights. They have also taken to putting a gps tracking watch on my arm to know where i am. I hate my parrents.

Haha you're a sissy boy.

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: Last Rezort

Originally posted by: aircooled
you need to practice with yourself first before you are ready for a real girl.

I dont think ill ever be ready for a real girl. Im only 14 now, and my parents have blocked out porn sights. They have also taken to putting a gps tracking watch on my arm to know where i am. I hate my parrents.

Yet they let you get drunk off your ass?

Um wait..... yes, and im 14.

What one of my stories are you refering to? The one where i woke up with 8 people around me, while i was laying in a pool of my vomit, outside the billiard hall?

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
I want to have sex......

I'm sure your right hand is available.

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
I want to have sex......

I'm sure your right hand is available.

Im still working, and so must keep neffing. Right hand is out of question.

 

[Wag]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
I want to have sex......

I'm sure your right hand is available.

Im still working, and so must keep neffing. Right hand is out of question.

Don't let your left hand know what your right is doing.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
with you.

EDIT:
Only if you're a female.

You're posts are getting stupid. I move for BAN.

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: Wag

Originally posted by: Last Rezort

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
I want to have sex......

I'm sure your right hand is available.

Im still working, and so must keep neffing. Right hand is out of question.

Don't let your left hand know what your right is doing.

I used to try, but then i figured out they were in cahoots, and so stoped caring.

 

[wiredspider]

i'm a girl, but you can't have sex with me

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: wiredspider
i'm a girl, but you can't have sex with me

What about me?

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: deftron
I wouldn't have sex with you if you were my Last Rezort

:thumbsup:

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: n7

Originally posted by: BigJ
Is sonz70 here right now?

He has a client presently.

However, he said Last Rezort is welcome to join in @ a discounted price

ATOT members get discounts??? :Q

 

[glugglug]

What's with all the sonz70 references all of a sudden? Was there a thread I missed? Is he the guy that said he got a job as an escort?

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
with you.

EDIT:
Only if you're a female.

So why are you posting this on a set of forums where the male to female ratio is approximately 1000:1 ?

thats 100 wimmin!!!

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: wiredspider
i'm a girl, but you can't have sex with me

Came here to gloat did you?

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: glugglug
What's with all the sonz70 references all of a sudden? Was there a thread I missed? Is he the guy that said he got a job as an escort?

yes

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: glugglug
What's with all the sonz70 references all of a sudden? Was there a thread I missed? Is he the guy that said he got a job as an escort?

Yes

 

[xSkyDrAx]

you and everyone else in this forum

ZING!

 

[dr150]

You want to have sex, eh?

You hand is not but one foot from your pecker.

Dim the lights and introduce one to the other.