I want to beat you all in an argument

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by:

What are you people pissed just because I haven't asked a girl out? I never told you guys I was going to ask anyone out today or tomorrow, or whatever, so why is it that big a deal?

The big deal is that you post in such need of answers and then do nothing about it? WTF kind of messed up sh1t is that?

I make these posts because I am CURIOUS AS ALL CAN BE to know the answers!

half of the time I dont want to do anything about anything, I just want to KNOW MORE!!

I have a mind that clings to answers and knowledge like a magnet to a block of iron, I dont know why, but it is just the way I am. I am intensly curious to know more, and to know more immediately. And I don't know why, because half of the time I wont even use the knowledge. (or at least not right away)

That's great! Learn as much as you can, ask lots of questions. But why only ask questions about girls? Girls can give you a headache, but there are bigger things that can screw up your life.

 

[nick1985]

i swear your wallaye recreated.

 

[StageLeft]

They are similar, because at the heart of them is somebody clueless about girls. I still haven't seen a pic

 

[skywalker66]

Originally posted by: TuxDave

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by:

What are you people pissed just because I haven't asked a girl out? I never told you guys I was going to ask anyone out today or tomorrow, or whatever, so why is it that big a deal?

The big deal is that you post in such need of answers and then do nothing about it? WTF kind of messed up sh1t is that?

I make these posts because I am CURIOUS AS ALL CAN BE to know the answers!

half of the time I dont want to do anything about anything, I just want to KNOW MORE!!

I have a mind that clings to answers and knowledge like a magnet to a block of iron, I dont know why, but it is just the way I am. I am intensly curious to know more, and to know more immediately. And I don't know why, because half of the time I wont even use the knowledge. (or at least not right away)

That's great! Learn as much as you can, ask lots of questions. But why only ask questions about girls? Girls can give you a headache, but there are bigger things that can screw up your life.

The rest of my life is pretty good I think, I just want a girlfriend.

And I am fascinated by women for some reason, I guess that is why I care about them so much and nothing else.

 

[TuxDave]

nm

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
STOP MAKING ALL OF THESE THREADS

Holy shiet, skywalker, you ARE a waste of oxygen...

 

[melly]

If a person is wandering through the forest alone and cries for mods to lock a thread, will they be heard?

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: xmellyx

Originally posted by: BigPoppa

Originally posted by: xmellyx

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: xmellyx
Dude, I'm a woman, and you aren't even listening to what I tell you. If you want to know how to win with us, why are you even listening to guys anyhow, the same ones who are also posting YAGT's? From what I see, you should be banned from any further creation of these worthless YAGT's because you aren't adhering to anything being offered in feedback. Grow a set of balls already and then report back.

When have I not listeneded to your advice?!?

Why are you starting to rip on me? You seemed like one of the nicer people here.

What are you people pissed just because I haven't asked a girl out? I never told you guys I was going to ask anyone out today or tomorrow, or whatever, so why is it that big a deal?

I take my effort to post information and then I go back and do a little digging on why everyone else is ripping on you. Turns out you are infamous for posting threads repeatedly without listening. It's like you waste people's time for nothing. I am one of the nicer people here, actually one of the few patient ones. However I do not like my time being wasted. Your last paragraph, especially indicates this to be the case:

What are you people pissed just because I haven't asked a girl out? I never told you guys I was going to ask anyone out today or tomorrow, or whatever, so why is it that big a deal?

The big deal is that you post in such need of answers and then do nothing about it? WTF kind of messed up sh1t is that?

Answers don't necessitate action.

Oh, but it does! It necessitates the action for him to post YAGT! It's like he's Billy Crystal in Groundhog Day.

Oh, puh-leeze, woman! Billy Crystal in Groundhog Day? Never! That role belongs to the always hilarious Bill Murray. And I thought you were cool...

lick my stockings :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Originally posted by: TuxDave
Is there a girl you have in mind?

I hear she needs to be of "good quality"

 

[Aquaman]

Never argue with an idiot......... because they will bring you down to thier level and they will beat you with experience

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[skywalker66]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
They are similar, because at the heart of them is somebody clueless about girls. I still haven't seen a pic

I posted this earlier, but here ya go:

Link

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: skywalker66
A lot of times when I am stuck in my ways, I am looking for a way out of them, so I come here to try to resolve my insecurities blah blah blah

Like we give a sh!t. We're not necessarily here to solve your problems or pat you on the back either, moron.

You have ceased to amuse me. I will flame your pathetic ass whenever possible.

and there we go again and again and again.... I might have the intelligence of a 12 year old, but you have the maturity of a 3 year old.

so, who truly is the stupid one here, the one that continually asks advice of a group of guys he considers "stupid" or the "stupid" people that try and give you advice.


hmmmmmm.

not everyone here is stupid, just people like you who make comments that rip on people rather than comments that contribute to the thread

ROFFL

you think THAT'S RIPPING?? OMFG, You haven't seen ANYTHING.

HAHAHAHAHA

you are the stupidest POS to ever post on this forums.

Even stoopider than me is? That's unpossible!!!11one

 

[skywalker66]

Originally posted by: TuxDave
Is there any girl that you have in mind?

A few, 2 off hand, a probably a few more if I sat around and though about it for awhile.

I dunno, there are just hot girls EVERYWHERE at my college!

And I don't know why but I just want one. I want a hot girl (and one that I get along with and like in every other aspect of course)

 

[jjones]

Do the world a favor: don't breed.

Luckily, there doesn't seem to be any chance of that anyway.

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: TuxDave
Is there any girl that you have in mind?

A few, 2 off hand, a probably a few more if I sat around and though about it for awhile.

I dunno, there are just hot girls EVERYWHERE at my college!

And I don't know why but I just want one. I want a hot girl (and one that I get along with and like in every other aspect of course)

Ok... now using given those girls in mind, goto www.yagt.org. State your situation with those girls, what you're considering to do. Listen to the advice if you agree.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: TuxDave
Is there any girl that you have in mind?

A few, 2 off hand, a probably a few more if I sat around and though about it for awhile.

I dunno, there are just hot girls EVERYWHERE at my college!

And I don't know why but I just want one. I want a hot girl (and one that I get along with and like in every other aspect of course)

This, my friend, is precisely why you will NEVER be happy in a relationship. Your expectations are unreasonable. No one is perfect. You will NEVER find a girl like the one you just described.
Now, at this point you have two options:
1) accept this fact and become celebate
2) accept it and embrace it, perhaps then being able to find a fulfilling relationship!

It's not that difficult man... You can sit there and post YAGTs till you're blue in the face and you "know everything there is to know about women" but you'll still never be happy in a relationship until you change your unrealistic expectations.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: TuxDave
Is there any girl that you have in mind?

A few, 2 off hand, a probably a few more if I sat around and though about it for awhile.

I dunno, there are just hot girls EVERYWHERE at my college!

And I don't know why but I just want one. I want a hot girl (and one that I get along with and like in every other aspect of course)

just think, if you had all their email addresses you could ask them all out at the same time.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: TuxDave
Is there any girl that you have in mind?

A few, 2 off hand, a probably a few more if I sat around and though about it for awhile.

I dunno, there are just hot girls EVERYWHERE at my college!

And I don't know why but I just want one. I want a hot girl (and one that I get along with and like in every other aspect of course)

This + you overanalyzing everything does not equal hot girls.

 

[bootymac]

We're not your girlfriends that you cry to about all your problems

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: Skoorb
They are similar, because at the heart of them is somebody clueless about girls. I still haven't seen a pic

I posted this earlier, but here ya go:

Link

You're not a bad looking guy. Got kind of a Matt Damon-esque quality to you.

Your only problems are that:

1. You request advice but never listen to it or follow through.
2. You expect your problems to be solved with minimal actions on your part.
3. You're extremely defensive, and quick to strike back/dismiss advice or opinions contrary to your beliefs.
4. You're admittedly socially retarded and lack the drive to change it.
5. You're impatient.
6. You're too reliant on logic. Girls don't want your entire heart laid out on the table in front of them in one go. Relationships, unfortunately, are a game, and if you don't want to play by the "rules" you're going to have a hard time about things.
7. You want things spelled out for you, but male-female interaction isn't so simple. Every person in every situation has different circumstances and different needs, and it's nearly impossible to apply blanket statements to answer your questions.

Most importantly:

8. You are asking for girl advice on a forum populated with 100,000 complete nerds, 99,995 of which are virgins. The few people I would be asking for advice are the ones that are not soldered to their computer chairs, or that are married.

Reading through this I see how hard you're trying at this and I find it admirable. To save you the trouble of finding another board and getting ridiculed more, PM me directly with questions and I'll help you the best I can. I'll even have my g/f chime in if you need a second opinion.

 

[Ranger X]

Dear skywalker66,

This girl sat next to me today and I think she sat next to me on purpose, even though the bus was packed and that was the only seat left. Does she want me, BAD?


Sincerely,

Sitting and Desperate

 

[skywalker66]

Alright,

I'm done posting in this thread for now. I just want to know one thing for future reference?

How do you want me to post in a way that does not piss you guys off in the future?

a) not post at all, never visit a forum on the internet again (they are clearly bad for me)
b) not post about women on anandtech, but just about other fun things in life.
c) post, but only sparingly, also go out and live
d) post, and take good advice into action immediately after the replies come in.
e) post as much as I want, but only do it about particular real life situations

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Originally posted by: amnesiac


8. You are asking for girl advice on a forum populated with 100,000 complete nerds, 99,995 of which are virgins.

99,996, a new member just registered.

 

[skywalker66]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: skywalker66

Originally posted by: TuxDave
Is there any girl that you have in mind?

A few, 2 off hand, a probably a few more if I sat around and though about it for awhile.

I dunno, there are just hot girls EVERYWHERE at my college!

And I don't know why but I just want one. I want a hot girl (and one that I get along with and like in every other aspect of course)

This, my friend, is precisely why you will NEVER be happy in a relationship. Your expectations are unreasonable. No one is perfect. You will NEVER find a girl like the one you just described.
Now, at this point you have two options:
1) accept this fact and become celebate
2) accept it and embrace it, perhaps then being able to find a fulfilling relationship!

It's not that difficult man... You can sit there and post YAGTs till you're blue in the face and you "know everything there is to know about women" but you'll still never be happy in a relationship until you change your unrealistic expectations.

Okay, I'm sorry, she doesnt have to be perfect in the other aspects,
but it would be nice if she was hot,

but if she's not hot I can live with that too.

I just want to try to get a hot girl if at all possible, because for some reason that is like the #1 thing I'm after.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: skywalker66
Alright,

I'm done posting in this thread for now. I just want to know one thing for future reference?

How do you want me to post in a way that does not piss you guys off in the future?

a) not post at all, never visit a forum on the internet again (they are clearly bad for me)
b) not post about women on anandtech, but just about other fun things in life.
c) post, but only sparingly, also go out and live
d) post, and take good advice into action immediately after the replies come in.
e) post as much as I want, but only do it about particular real life situations

While option "a" is nice, please feel welcome to post on other forums. The folks over at Genmay would be happy to have you.