I want one

[Greyd]

yowza

 

[conehead433]

A few of those along the border will solve our illegal immigrant problem.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

It's too big to put on a shark's head... 🙁

 

[KLin]

Quick, let's destroy Alderaan!!

 

[Jeff7]

The high intensity light, beyond medical uses, could also be implemented in crazy physics based procedures called "boiling the vacuum," which will apparently result in spontaneous matter generation.

Yay, the first replicator! 😀
And all it'll need to replicate a donut is the use of the entire US power grid for a few minutes.

The beam is sustained for 30 femtoseconds, with one femtosecond being equivalent to a million billionth of a second. So, it lasts longer than you do in bed, and it also performs a little better, too.

That's not what SHE said! WOOOOO!!!!

 

[trOver]

Originally posted by: conehead433
A few of those along the border will solve our illegal immigrant problem.

lmao

 

[destrekor]

and how is this thing powered? heh they talk up the power, but with that kind of demand, how the hell is it provided? heh

regardless..

intense

 

[DrPizza]

Okay, all we need is a crystal, 50 yards of aluminum foil, and a few cases of popcorn kernels.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Okay, all we need is a crystal, 50 yards of aluminum foil, and a few cases of popcorn kernels.

Plus 1 asshole professor's house. :laugh:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Okay, all we need is a crystal, 50 yards of aluminum foil, and a few cases of popcorn kernels.

Plus 1 asshole professor's house. :laugh:

someone knock on the closet door. Laszlo is sleeping.

 

[George P Burdell]

/cue random Darth Vader quote

 

[nanette1985]

Awesome article and picture, thanks.

But I was more interested in the ad for the HairRejuvenator "Most Advanced Laser Comb ExistingTo Aid And Promote Hair Growth". I didn't know lasers could do that!

Anyone ever tried one?

 

[SilthDraeth]

Originally posted by: princess ida
Awesome article and picture, thanks.

But I was more interested in the ad for the HairRejuvenator "Most Advanced Laser Comb ExistingTo Aid And Promote Hair Growth". I didn't know lasers could do that!

Anyone ever tried one?

ATOT Lasercomb Review

The conclusion is, it does not work. But worth a read anyways.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Look at the pic there. Did they somehow manage to get it to bounce the most powerful laser in the universe off the whiteboard in the back there?

 

[clamum]

The beam is sustained for 30 femtoseconds, with one femtosecond being equivalent to a million billionth of a second. So, it lasts longer than you do in bed, and it also performs a little better, too.

🙁

 

[Engraver]

Here's my laser.

Mine isn't as flashy 🙁