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I want a pussy

A

Aquaman

Lifer
I really think i could use a pussy to keep me company
however, i am not usually home till 6
i do not want to mentally abuse my pussy

should i get one?

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
If I were you, I would get more than one. That way, the pussies won't be bored while you're not home.
When you get it, just wash it often because they get dirty. Who would want a dirty pussy? 😛
 
will any pussy do
do you want the kind by the hole with which you poo?
do you want the pussy to be small or big?
do you want it shaved or with a wig?
tell us now what kind want you noob
though im sure you havent since a pussy much less a boob
 
I think you should get one. Just be nice to it.
Pussies like to be pet and stroked. When i get home i give my pussy a big kiss.
Be sure to keep it clean as pussies can smell. There not that hard to take care of. Just feed it sometimes. Mine actually likes hotdogs can you believe that. Never would have thought. The only thing i hate though is pussies are nice when there young but when they get old there no fun anymore and you might want to give yours away and opt for a new one
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
will any pussy do
do you want the kind by the hole with which you poo?
do you want the pussy to be small or big?
do you want it shaved or with a wig?
tell us now what kind want you noob
though im sure you havent since a pussy much less a boob
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Your poetry stings 😛

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Be careful, Pussies tend to get jealous and destructive if you aren't home a lot. Pussies also tend to lick themselves a lot to keep clean b/c nobody likes a stinky pussy.
 
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