I want a pussy

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FFactory0x

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My pussy always used totake my wallet and hide the money cause it would be gone when i got home. So be careful.


BTW house train the thing. No one likes a sloppy pussy
 

Scarpozzi

Lifer
Jun 13, 2000
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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Get 2, so they can keep each other company while you're away
That'll work great if they're frisky and play with each other. You could get a camcorder and tape some pussy on pussy action.
 

venk

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Dec 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: Aquaman
I really think i could use a pussy to keep me company
however, i am not usually home till 6
i do not want to mentally abuse my pussy

should i get one?

Cheers,
Aquaman



REPOST of an old, lame, and unfunny pun that has been used on the internet six quadzillion times. ;) Common man, there has to be something you can do now that hockey is dead. :D

Go Red Win.....errrr......Go Pistons!
 

Aquaman

Lifer
Dec 17, 1999
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Originally posted by: venk
Originally posted by: Aquaman
I really think i could use a pussy to keep me company
however, i am not usually home till 6
i do not want to mentally abuse my pussy

should i get one?

Cheers,
Aquaman



REPOST of an old, lame, and unfunny pun that has been used on the internet six quadzillion times. ;) Common man, there has to be something you can do now that hockey is dead. :D

Go Red Win.....errrr......Go Pistons!

I thought you could answer all questions :p

Cheers,
Aquaman
 

venk

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Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: venk
Originally posted by: Aquaman
I really think i could use a pussy to keep me company
however, i am not usually home till 6
i do not want to mentally abuse my pussy

should i get one?

Cheers,
Aquaman



REPOST of an old, lame, and unfunny pun that has been used on the internet six quadzillion times. ;) Common man, there has to be something you can do now that hockey is dead. :D

Go Red Win.....errrr......Go Pistons!

I thought you could answer all questions :p

Cheers,
Aquaman

I never actually asked a question.

Sorry, I did not stump Aquaman, I should join the mass emigration to get a cookie. ;)
 

venk

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Dec 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: digitalsnare
www.fleshlight.com


:Q


[brag]

But those things look so small, there is no way i'd fit in there

[/brag] :D :D :D


*secretly orders two dozen for private use only*
 

PCTweaker5

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Jun 5, 2003
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Originally posted by: Citrix
do you want a,

white pussy
black pussy
brown pussy
yellow pussy
calico pussy

make up your mind!!!!

quote:

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Originally posted by: conjur
Why am I suddenly reminded of Cheech's Pussy Speech from From Dusk Til Dawn?
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lol I would say it but I forgot what he says.
 

mitaiwan82

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Nov 29, 2000
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A: "Damn that's a big pussy!"

A: "Damn that's a big pussy!"

B: "Why you gotta say it twice?"

A: "I didn't...it was the echo..."
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Francodman
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A VAGINA OR A CAT

LOL.

I came in here prepared to rant about my hatred of parody threads, but that line saved it. :D

agreed. LMAO