I want a pussy

[Aquaman]

I really think i could use a pussy to keep me company
however, i am not usually home till 6
i do not want to mentally abuse my pussy

should i get one?

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[MaxDSP]

would you shave it if you got one?

 

[RU482]

here is my contribution

POOP

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Just make sure they aren't too big

 

[isasir]

OMGWATERMELON?

 

[Francodman]

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A VAGINA OR A CAT

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: isasir
OMGWATERMELON?

:thumbsup:

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[rh71]

<-- wonders what kind of mental abuse one can subject a pussy to anyway...

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Francodman
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A VAGINA OR A CAT

PUSSY

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Francodman
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A VAGINA OR A CAT

LOL.

I came in here prepared to rant about my hatred of parody threads, but that line saved it.

 

[PCTweaker5]

Originally posted by: Francodman
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A VAGINA OR A CAT

Why are you trying to ruin this thread? Its obvious what he wants! A pussy!

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Francodman
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A VAGINA OR A CAT

Wow, you don't beat around the bush!

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: redly1
here is my contribution

POOP

its not poop..
its PEWP!

 

[Danman]

OMGHI2U

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: CVSiN

Originally posted by: redly1
here is my contribution

POOP

its not poop..
its PEWP!

Damn French :|

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Ranger X]

If I were you, I would get more than one. That way, the pussies won't be bored while you're not home.
When you get it, just wash it often because they get dirty. Who would want a dirty pussy?

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Francodman
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A VAGINA OR A CAT

Wow, you don't beat around the bush!

literally LOL here.

 

[Pepsi90919]

women often attribute childbirth to having an OMGWATERMELON shoved through their pussy.

 

[Farvacola]

I think you should get one. Then you can kill it.

 

[BooGiMaN]

will any pussy do
do you want the kind by the hole with which you poo?
do you want the pussy to be small or big?
do you want it shaved or with a wig?
tell us now what kind want you noob
though im sure you havent since a pussy much less a boob

 

[OutHouse]

do you want a,

white pussy
black pussy
brown pussy
yellow pussy
calico pussy

make up your mind!!!!

 

[FFactory0x]

I think you should get one. Just be nice to it.
Pussies like to be pet and stroked. When i get home i give my pussy a big kiss.
Be sure to keep it clean as pussies can smell. There not that hard to take care of. Just feed it sometimes. Mine actually likes hotdogs can you believe that. Never would have thought. The only thing i hate though is pussies are nice when there young but when they get old there no fun anymore and you might want to give yours away and opt for a new one

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
will any pussy do
do you want the kind by the hole with which you poo?
do you want the pussy to be small or big?
do you want it shaved or with a wig?
tell us now what kind want you noob
though im sure you havent since a pussy much less a boob

Your poetry stings

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[TheNinja]

Be careful, Pussies tend to get jealous and destructive if you aren't home a lot. Pussies also tend to lick themselves a lot to keep clean b/c nobody likes a stinky pussy.

 

[Mucho]

Don't we all.