I think my roomie's a goner

[Special K]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: Mo0o
This is the poop lasagna story. So just remember, no matter how bad your roommate is, it could have been worse

http://www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp

So fvcking fake it hurts.

does it matter? its entertaining and thats all i care about.

Here's the full version for anyone who cares:

link

It might be fake but it's still fun to read.

 

[astrocase]

Your roomate is officially the biggest loser ever.

He's 25, lives in the dorms, craps in his bed, and has some of the most disgusting manners I've seen or heard about.

You're not calling the cops since you want to give the perps who killed him more time to cover up the evidence. I can understand that.

You really should call his mother and tell her it's not too late to get an abortion. She has to fix her mistake now!

You should get a new roomate.

 

[preslove]

Who lives in a dorm when they're 25?

 

[Quasmo]

my cat got mad at me and took a ****** in my bed, and ruined my sheets (clawed at them till destruction).

 

[raildogg]

So he has a certain fascination with the brown stuff and you just dismiss it?

Even if it is not true, you are his roommate and he maybe touches your stuff etc. Are you not one bit worried about that?

And reach his parents or somebody that has contact with him.

 

[KillerCharlie]

Dang, I thought our weird roommate (who was 26 and slightly psychotic) was messed up....

This thread wins WTF of the year award.

 

[astrocase]

That Lasagna story is really gross.

 

[Exsomnis]

Your room-mate is a fvcking slob, let's hope that Darwinism is in effect.

 

[bobsmith1492]

Ok, it seems he's back since the door was propped open upon returning after the weekend. I haven't seen him yet, though; I'll keep ya posted.

 

[Maximilian]

He pooped in his blanket and soaked it in the SINK?!? eww... My flatmate went crazy just because i cleaned my boots in the sink this onetime, but a crapped in blanket.. thats just wrong.

 

[j00fek]

if he pays the rent just keep his filth in his room. nothing wrong there

 

[zanieladie]

At least you know that he is back. Thanks for the update...

 

[bobsmith1492]

Originally posted by: j00fek
if he pays the rent just keep his filth in his room. nothing wrong there

It's a college dorm, so that's not my concern.

EDIT:

Oh, bother... maybe he's not back.

The door is a bit sticky, so if you don't pull it shut, it usually won't close all the way and lock. That's how it was when I got back; my roomie usually puts out the deadbolt as well when he props it.

Then I found a note on the fridge from my roomie's FORMER roomie to my current roomie ("K"), who was apparently nastier than my current one (had to scrub the place before moving in) and apparently feeds him drugs: "K__, I got some pizza, thanks. - J____" My leftover pizza was gone.

So, why did THIS guy come in, and "K" isn't necessarily back yet, either.... I really need to get out. I keep getting messages on the machine, also, for the former roomie, "J," telling him to call some law office. Gahhh...

 

[bobsmith1492]

^^Note above.... ^^

????

Final note:

Ok, he's back. He was house-sitting with his girlfriend....
Sorry for the "melodrama" or whatever.

 

[Al Neri]

tell the RA/RD, change roommate

problem solved

 

[SirStev0]

he's drinking ice house and i spy something flannel...

 

[cessna152]

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492
^^Note above.... ^^

????

Final note:

Ok, he's back. He was house-sitting with his girlfriend....
Sorry for the "melodrama" or whatever.

He has a GF?! Does she know how he lives?

 

[astrocase]

Worst story ever!

 

[DaShen]

Move out. Is that a dorm room. Request a room change. If it isn't a dorm room, move out immediately.

 

[orakle]

Originally posted by: DaShen
Move out. Is that a dorm room. Request a room change. If it isn't a dorm room, move out immediately.

FTW.

You don't want to live with this flake.

 

[altonb1]

Now that he is back, you need to give him the 3rd degree.

"Where wee you, mister? You had me worried SICK! I stayed up late. i was worried. I imagined the worst. and you didn't even have the decency to call na d let me know you were okay."

 

[Abel007]

I laughed after reading this.

Seriously though, Get the hell away from that guy!