I think my roomie's a goner

[astrocase]

I'm not sure how many people have roomates like this guy (that's disgusting) but if I had one I'd kick him out. If you can't kick him out go buy a colony of hissing cockroaches and let them loose in his room.

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: puffff
yeah, i've seen much worse

Me too, but that room is still pretty nasty!

I also suggest that if he hasn't shown up by Monday morning you go ahead & call the police... also whatever happens, its time for a roomate upgrade!

 

[astrocase]

Worse? Maybe we need a thread about that since I found this thread to be hilarious. I can't imagine living with someone like that.

 

[yhelothar]

(?_?)

 

[I Saw OJ]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
This reminds me of the poop lasagna story

Best story ever!

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: SupaDupaPan
I see a Victoria Secret Lotion bottle ... and it's right next to the bed ... hmmm.

I'd wait a couple more days until the weekend's over though before filing missing persons. I wouldn't be able to live with a person like that though ... after he comes back ... if I were in his shoes, I'd either give him an ultimatium or find myself a new place to live.

What do you mean "hmmm"? Everything is right next to the bed!

 

[skim milk]

Originally posted by: cHeeZeFacTory

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492

Originally posted by: SupaDupaPan
I see a Victoria Secret Lotion bottle ... and it's right next to the bed ... hmmm.

I'd wait a couple more days until the weekend's over though before filing missing persons.

Probably his girlfriends'.

pretty depressing for me if this dude got a chick but i don't

god.. exactly what I was thinking
he poops in his bed for christ sakes

 

[astrocase]

link the lasagna story!

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: astrocase
link the lasagna story!

lol yes!

 

[astrocase]

You didn't use the goofy smiley. Your post doesn't count. Try again quasarsky. Your fans depend on you!

 

[l Xes l]

i would hate to have a roommate like that.. again..

 

[blahter]

wait...what are you doing taking pictures of my room

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: cHeeZeFacTory

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492

Originally posted by: SupaDupaPan
I see a Victoria Secret Lotion bottle ... and it's right next to the bed ... hmmm.

I'd wait a couple more days until the weekend's over though before filing missing persons.

Probably his girlfriends'.

pretty depressing for me if this dude got a chick but i don't

My first thought as well...

 

[Mo0o]

This is the poop lasagna story. So just remember, no matter how bad your roommate is, it could have been worse

http://www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
This is the poop lasagna story. So just remember, no matter how bad your roommate is, it could have been worse

http://www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp

holy fvcking sh!t, and I am only on page 3

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
This is the poop lasagna story. So just remember, no matter how bad your roommate is, it could have been worse

http://www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp

oh... THAT story

 

[imported_Mike]

After reading the entire thing, I am confused as I want to see pics, but at the same time...I really don't.

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
This is the poop lasagna story. So just remember, no matter how bad your roommate is, it could have been worse

http://www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp

Wow. I clicked that link over an hour ago. Thanks.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
This is the poop lasagna story. So just remember, no matter how bad your roommate is, it could have been worse

http://www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp

So fvcking fake it hurts.

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

O.....M......F.......G

Even if 75% of the 'Lasagna' story is bullsh!t, it's STILL Fvcked up!

Oh yeah....call him, the cops, his parents, his friends, whoever you have to. You will never forgive yourself if he turns up dead and you did nothing.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492

Originally posted by: SupaDupaPan
I see a Victoria Secret Lotion bottle ... and it's right next to the bed ... hmmm.

I'd wait a couple more days until the weekend's over though before filing missing persons.

Probably his girlfriends'.

He sh!ts in a blanket but has a GF?

Hmm, maybe some ATOTers should try that tactic. Looks like he had success with it.

 

[VanTheMan]

Call the police and file a missing person report. Was he at least considerate enough to leave you some pizza in that box?

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: Mo0o
This is the poop lasagna story. So just remember, no matter how bad your roommate is, it could have been worse

http://www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp

So fvcking fake it hurts.

Yeah its fake. Plus, while I do think the trashy roomate is horrible, I also think the guy who wrote the thing is lame too.

 

[badmouse]

Call cops. You've posted here, this is a public place. It's time to follow through and at least tell somebody.

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: bobsmith1492

Originally posted by: SupaDupaPan
I see a Victoria Secret Lotion bottle ... and it's right next to the bed ... hmmm.

I'd wait a couple more days until the weekend's over though before filing missing persons.

Probably his girlfriends'.

He sh!ts in a blanket but has a GF?

Hmm, maybe some ATOTers should try that tactic. Looks like he had success with it.

Its not hard atoters, my buddy's room is worse that this guys and he gets chicks all the time (granted, alot of them are not good looking). I think alcohol certainly helps his chances