I think my coworker is gay - and attracted to me.

[Ichinisan]

I'm a man. I saw him looking at my penis while I was at the urinal next to him.

I guess he saw something he liked. Now he's telling everyone at work that my dong is one-of-a-kind. Seriously. I'm not into dudes. I hope this guy can take a hint.

 

[Mayne]

my sister has seen lots of weird looking dicks. its not a good thing.

 

[JulesMaximus]

LOL!

:thumbsup:

 

[MongGrel]

Do you have plastic catheter or something attached somewhere ?



NM, I'll back away now.

:whiste:

 

[MongGrel]

my sister has seen lots of weird looking dicks. its not a good thing.

You need one of these again lately anyhoo.

 

[Theb]

pretty good/10

 

[Rakehellion]

I think my coworker is gay - and attracted to me.

Posting in a Dari thread.

 

[Rakehellion]

my sister has seen lots of weird looking dicks. its not a good thing.

One of them sleeps on her couch when he's not attention whoring on Anandtech.

 

[highland145]

Heh, give him your bro's phone #.

 

[sandorski]

It's not Gay if you let him suck it.

 

[SKORPI0]

Of course, penises all look different.. big ones, small ones. Maybe he was just comparing yours to his.

 

[Sonikku]

Now he's telling everyone at work that my dong is one-of-a-kind.

Post pics so that we might better ascertain the truth of such a claim.

 

[Imp]

Hope your catheter works out alright.

I've been hit on many times by gay coworkers -- should probably stop acting flamboyant. It's only awkward if they make a big move like try to touch your hand...

 

[Moonbeam]

I'm a man. I saw him looking at my penis while I was at the urinal next to him.

I guess he saw something he liked. Now he's telling everyone at work that my dong is one-of-a-kind. Seriously. I'm not into dudes. I hope this guy can take a hint.

Maybe he noticed that your piss was dripping from the ceiling.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

lol he prolly got excited cuz he thought you were putting on a condom at the urinal after he followed you into the bathroom

 

[halik]

ha good effort

 

[alzan]

Tell him you're flattered but you're saving yourself for a Shetland pony you met at the petting zoo.

 

[mmntech]

It's the OP's fault for being such a twink.

 

[Ichinisan]

He was staring at my package today. Like he was imagining that my pants were invisible.

Really uncomfortable.

 

[ThinClient]

He was staring at my package today. Like he was imagining that my pants were invisible.

Really uncomfortable.

Who cares? Stop paying attention to him. Do your job and go home.

 

[sportage]

You do realize Abe Lincoln was gay?

 

[disappoint]

You do realize Abe Lincoln was gay?

That's just a vicious rumor started by John Wilkes Booth on the lesbiehonest forums.

 

[Ichinisan]

Who cares? Stop paying attention to him. Do your job and go home.

My..."job?"

I don't like the sexual implications of your comment.

 

[UncleWai]

It's a shitake mushroom

 

[Capt Caveman]

Since you can't get a chick, time to go homo.