I think my coworker is gay - and attracted to me.

[Sonikku]

He was staring at my package today. Like he was imagining that my pants were invisible.

Really uncomfortable.

Ever wonder if this is what it's like being a hot chick in an office? Well, minus the package part.:hmm:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Ever wonder if this is what it's like being a hot chick in an office? Well, minus the package part.:hmm:

Women stare at crotches too. Sometimes I think it's accidental/unintentional/not-done-with-sexual-malice, but still. Like the time I finally got a new pair of pants, which were a bit tight and skin-fitting, in great contrast to my usual old cargoes I've had since high school. An older MILF in the office clearly took a quick gander at it, and I'm not even a shower.

 

[Ichinisan]

Women stare at crotches too. Sometimes I think it's accidental/unintentional/not-done-with-sexual-malice, but still. Like the time I finally got a new pair of pants, which were a bit tight and skin-fitting, in great contrast to my usual old cargoes I've had since high school. An older MILF in the office clearly took a quick gander at it, and I'm not even a shower.

You probably didn't realize your fly was down.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You probably didn't realize your fly was down.

Nope, I think that was the first thing I checked. I'm pretty OCD about things like that. I still have dreams about driving to school without remembering to put my clothes on, although admittedly they don't end as nightmares anymore.

Oh yeah, and one time for a PSY 101 research elective thing, I received class credit to watch porn and rate my arousal level over its duration. When I first showed up to the place there was this insane 10/10 early-30s-something woman who was the professor administering it, and the first thing she did after asking for confirmation on who I was was to stare at my crotch. I'm assuming it was a part of her research, to answer long-sought questions like "What percent of male undergrads will already have popped wood just waiting to watch porn in a controlled environment?", but it still made me happy.

 

[olds]

 

[It's Not Lupus]

homosexuality is a wonderful thing.

 

[ThinClient]

homosexuality is a wonderful thing.